Aug 27, 2020
Drunk Jim, with Bones looking up at the sky, at whatever higher force there may be, asking what the hell he did wrong to deserve a best friend and boyfriend like Jim Kirk
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Drunk Jim, with Bones looking up at the sky, at whatever higher force there may be, asking what the hell he did wrong to deserve a best friend and boyfriend like Jim Kirk
Chapter Six: The Great Marshmallow Battle of the Cairngorms
My cock is not really interested in the proceedings any more, and nor is yours - this is so unlike us. Kissing, if it happens, is you fiercely claiming my mouth before a fuck, an expression of hunger and greed -
This...
This is...
Tenderness.
Which is... inconceivable. Jim Moriarty does not do tenderness. Sebastian Moran used to, if required, but not with Jim Moriarty.
Yet here it is... my lips gently catching your lower lip, my hand slowly stroking over your back... stroking with such intent, feeling every inch of your skin, cherishing it with my fingers...
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Spock: I cannot believe how drunk you are again..
Jim: I am NOT drunk!
Bones:
Yes you are!
Jim: I'm not!
Spock:
Can you tell the time then?
Jim: Yes. *Turns to the clock and points at it* I am not fucking drunk
A new Cat and Faerie Mormor story! This one is funny! Before it gets all feelsy. What happens if you take Jim Moriarty camping? Find out, in:
In Tent to Murder
Jim Moriarty would never go camping in a million years... or so he thought! Until his Tiger hatches a scheme to kill a group of criminals in their compound in the woods... which involves setting up camp in order to spring their surprise. But first... Jim will have to survive the horrors of the great outdoors (insects in the air! fish in the water! drinking too much and having feelings!) And Sebastian will have to survive an adorable psychopath long enough to drag out his feelings for a lovelorn sniper.
Chapter One: Some Sylvan Hellscape
is now up.
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Chapter Two: Leaves, Twigs, and Elderberries
As I open my mouth, there's a knock on the door. "Room service!"
I sigh, roll my eyes, sneak to the door, peek under it - one pair of shoes and a trolley, and the smell of chips. Either the best-prepared assassins in the world, or genuine room service. I'll take my chances on the latter.
I open the door and let the guy in. He is about to launch into a spiel about the wine, but I tell him it's absolutely fine and thank you very much, press a tenner in his hand and escort him out.
I hand you a plate of chips, pour obscene amounts of ketchup on mine, and start eating.
"Right, where were we... I get to start, right? OK, I choose... truth."
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Jim, Jim from IT, Moriarty
. . . .
These are all you.
Fine! Fine.
Okay.
So.
I have to marry Jim from IT. I’d love to fuck him, but I feel like he just needs to be protected.
I like drinking with Jim. He gets slurred and cute. And he climbs all over me and cuddles and bites. And sometimes we have really damn good sex. But he’s cute. Okay? You’re stupid and cute.
Okay. That time you did the thing with the ropes and the suit during the meeting with those mob bosses in York?? I know I couldn’t fucking sit on my ass for a week by goddamn I’d like that again.
Send “NO” to pin my muse against the wall to PROTECT THEM
//back to 15 yo for more drama xD
Sebastian walks up to the door knocking on the door realizing it was unlocked.
Frowning he lets himself inside and calls out for Rose.
Hearing a loud smash and muffled sounds the lad goes up the stairs following the noises. Reaching the top floor he is greeted with the sight of Jim moving around the room /drunkenly?/
He's snarling ranting about something as Rose is against a wall visibly shaking. He walks over to her grabbing her hand. "Hey are you...."
His words get caught off as something smashes against the wall right next to his head.
Turning around he sees Jim's empty hand as he had thrown..... Looking down he sees the smashed bottle next to his feet.
As he came over, visibly upet over something he pulls rose behind her. Ready to take whatever Jim's about to do but needing to protect his friend.
#3beerschwifty