#drunk shenannigans

[thoughtsafruit]

omg, so the other night, flatmate a came home from a party rly drunk.  and just as he walked through the door, literally at the same time, flatmate e went into the bathroom they share.  flatmate a then yelled loudly about how he needed to pee, and sat down in front of one of our cupboards complaining about how he needed to pee but flatmate e was in there.  he then asked for a glass of wine, and then said the wine tasted so good that we needed to take a selfie with the wine.  then when flatmate e came out of the bathroom, he yelled about how she was taking so long, and then went and pissed.  e and i just stared at each other laughing.  then he went to bed with his laptop, a glass of wine, and m&ms.  i came out of my room later, and flatmate a stuck his head out his door and told me about how his bed was really bouncy, and showed me how he was jumping on his bed which had his laptop on it.  drunk flatmates are the funniest shit ive ever seen, is2g

[unidentifiedflyingoutrage]

Drunk, damp clothes, sickly bittersweet smell of weed.

World swirling, mind reeling, floor pitching under my rain-soaked feet.

Uncoordinated, so wasted cold is just a word.

laughing hysterically, too loud. Singing off-key around

my cigarette.

Hungry kisses, cold hands.

The sun rises vindictively, and I'm carried to

bed like a child.

[unidentifiedflyingoutrage]

Guilty Nights

Gritty dance floors, bass you can feel in your ribcage,

Grinding, gyrating bodies,

light-headed and uncoordinated drunk dancing.

Raspy, bearded kisses from a stranger

with hungry hands and

brutish intentions.

I was immersed,

completely soaked in the moment.

But when the press and grind of a solid

body against mine,

and the consuming heat of lips

against the pulse of my neck

became too much,

to handle in scilence

                  it was your name I nearly gasped.