#drunk siblings

[freckleknees-blog]

[dex-makara-blog]

Waking up to your drunk sister crying over a dead ant is p funny

So I just woke up and I hear my older sister in the next room over crying over a dead ant. She said she was going to name it "andre the third" and bury it in her cat box. She's completely wasted. Now she's singing anaconda. H elp

[coldjam]

I just picked up my little sister and her friend from a party, because they're drunk, and I had to listen to the friend complain about the hiccups and alcohol and try to subtly hint that "she can't believe she did that" and how "she doesn't know what it means". I walked in on them a couple of minutes ago, because they're sleeping in my room, and I caught the name "Ben", so of course I had to go "omg, Rachel, I can't believe you made out with Ben again" and she was like "I knooooooow" and now my sister is awkward and embarrassed. (Also, I wish my sister would stop asking me if I'm okay with sleeping on the couch. It's not the first couch I've slept on, and even if I wasn't comfortable with it, I still have to, so piss off.)