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Welcome to my shitty ass blog, motherfuckers. This is where I'll post my shitty art and my favorite shitty memes. Don't like what ya see? Cry about it.

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My punk-ass vampire squid, Zander.

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An extremely gay(?) Vampire Squid, Zander. Truth is, nobody knows if he's really gay or just likes calling eveyone by petnames.

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Love between an inkling and octo boy.

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[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[dex-makara-blog]

I didn't reblog in time. I found a letter saying I never really graduated middle school.

What do I do now in life?

[weloveshortvideos]

I tried making a vine about ‘uptown funk’ and my laptop froze and made this noise.

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[oldersistercore]

why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"

[askinnyblackman]

what the fuck

[setheverman]

”hmmm i wonder what country this is from,” said not one single person ever

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

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[mothurs]

omg

[mothurs]

this is my favorite post

[candiikismet]

Noooooo I’m so sorry 😫😩

[radonodera]

Finally a proper welcome to this hellsite

[official-putin]

when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back of the classroom a boy started crying and when we asked why he said it wasn’t fair because he only had one mom and she got two and he wanted two moms also

[garfdied]

"white people can't dance"

then explain THIS

[luv2scam]

[strixkid-deactivated20240927]

This is some next level petty

[heymrsamerica]

I love that woman.

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Lmao

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Capricorn

[werwemgeg]

I found these for Cat lovers!!!

T-shirt //  Blouse // Sweathirt

Backpack // Coat // Hoodie

Sweatshirt //  Phone Case / T-shirt