#drunk spider

[spid3rs0up]

"imagine drunk driving this thing"

Why imagine???

[thesorceresstemple]

I want what she had.

[spid3rs0up]

I'm gonna be drunk for the first time in my life. I mean if i even can get drunk, I can't die and every other recreational drug i've tried doesn't work.

[zignus]

Problem-swamped Spiderman heads to bar.

[makewavesandwar]

Here I am, minding my own business on tumblr, when I look up and notice a very large spider struggling in its own web. And then it falls. Out of its own web. It's had a little too much to drink tonight, I'm afraid.

[absylphe]

Dear Lord