Nov 14, 2019
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Bright recoiled for a moment before snapping back into his fighting stance.
And so he attempts to punch him by punching the air, only to have him fall on his face afterwards
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Orgin post: (X)
Bright recoiled for a moment before snapping back into his fighting stance.
And so he attempts to punch him by punching the air, only to have him fall on his face afterwards
@hxrderthansteel
Orgin post: (X)
“Everything is *HIC* fiiiiiiine Puppo! A littl’ vodka neva hurt anybody!”
He attempts to stand up again, but falls on his face.
He is REALLY intoxicated.
@dwarfstardroid
Bright, you're drunk. Lay down. With love, from Hard
Bright makes the puppy eyes in response.
“But Haaaaaaaaaard! I’m fiiiiiiiiiine! Really I mean it!”
o no--O N O- B R I G H T
He looks at you, bending backwards but somehow keeping his balance.
“What? I’m fine! I’ve never felt this good in my whole entire life! Hehehehehe!”
After a few minutes of downing 3 bottles of vodka (without drowning himself somehow), he pauses before throwing the currant bottle onto the ground with a smash, quickly getting drunk.
“WOO! NOW THAT’S THE GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE YES SIR!”
"AH'M OLDER THAN YA'! AND AH'LL RESPECT A DRUNK OLD MAN WHEN PIGS FLY, ANYWAYS!" Cue the well-placed smack to the face with the newspaper.
Oh Bright was even more angry. He takes her arms again, then RKO’s her. Considering how short they were though, it wasn’t much damage.
"And WHO drank three bottles of alcohol in like, under an hour? Last ah've checked, YA' DID!" Cue Diggy snagging her arms back, waving the newspaper roll threateningly. "Ya' better sober up an' not do that again, lest ah' throw ya' in the river me'self ta' get ya' mind cleared!"
Bright makes a growl and attempts to grab the newspaper.
“YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I’M OLDER THAN YOU! RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!”
And thus, that's the moment Diggy chooses to show up with a tightly rolled up newspaper, and proceed to angrily swat at Bright man's general everything, screaming angrily as she goes. "YOU! DON'T! GET! TO! BE! A! WASHED! OUT! WRECK! YET! GET BACK UP YOU BOOZE BAG!"
After some swatting, he grabs Diggy’s arms and gives him the death stare.
“YOU’RE A BOOZE BAG!”