#dwarfstardroid

[ask-the-paranoid-autobot]

blue alarm uou better nogt try to medic

i will try to medic because my name is Red Alert gotem 😎😎😎

[hxrderthansteel]

try me

[cowardly-bright]

Orgin post: (X)

“Of course not!” he said, “Sure it’s ice, but it won’t kill you!”

“...Unless you eat too much...” he mutters quietly under his breath.

[ask-the-paranoid-autobot]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

me too :——DDD

[cowardly-bright]

Orgin post: (X)

“Everything is *HIC* fiiiiiiine Puppo! A littl’ vodka neva hurt anybody!”

He attempts to stand up again, but falls on his face.

He is REALLY intoxicated.

@dwarfstardroid​

[cowardly-bright]

wtf is ice cream

Bright looks surprised.

“You don’t know ice cream!?”

[cowardly-bright]

Brent Man

Bright Man has a reply:

“Hello Pluto.”

[cowardly-bright]

*gags* heyauh hey i'm fine

Bright Man doesn’t hesitate to pull out any of the tomatoes that are in Pluto’s mouth.

“NO YOU’RE NOT! I AIN’T GONNA STAND HERE AND WATCH YOU CHOKE!”