Heeeey~ I have a question! How do ROs act when they are drunk? What is the best thing MC can do to take care of them in such a state and of their hangover the next morning (if they even experience hangovers)
Thanks! Have a good day or night!~
Ah, the disasters this can bring 🤣
Drunk!ROs and their hangovers:
Zeus: They're a lot more impulsive, not to mention a little more clingy. Their work efficiency has increased tenfold as if having alcohol improves the speed and effectiveness of their movements, actions and plans. They would follow MC around, just automatically responding to MC's requests and so on. What MC should do is spoil them - they rarely get to be spoiled and in their drunk state, they would look expectantly at MC whenever they do something for them. A pat on the head, verbal praises, a small peck. Just any show of praising, really. Just be careful of how much - Drunk!Zeus tends to get very greedy, to the point of taking it to the bedroom... (Don't worry, MC will still get satisfaction - it's part of the package.)
Unfortunately, Zeus would most likely be slightly flustered upon waking up the next day with a hangover, apologizing MC for their 'shambolic behavior' last night. Though Dionysus would comment that while Zeus does get needy for positive reinforcement when they're drunk, they never follow as closely as MC before.
Zeus would refuse to respond or comment on that and pretend they didn't hear it.
Hermes: They're...a lot quieter. Pretty broody too. They'll show their more unpleasant side, how they don't want to talk to some random strangers or make small talk to 'make new friends'. They would also be less approachable, glaring and intimidating away anyone who tries to talk to them as if trying pet an angry, stray cat. But with the MC, they would be calmer and less hostile. They're most at ease when they can hold MC somehow, whether its by handholding or just their pinkies connected.
When they receive the hangover, they sleep longer than usual. They won't get it once they wake up, but they would definitely groan into their pillow out of cringe and embarrassment of their drunken antics. If MC tries to poke them cheekily or comfort them, their words are muffled in the pillow saying, "Just end my misery."
Dionysus: Their emotions are like a sensitivity meter - exposed to something positive, they're happy. Exposed to something sad, they'll cry. Like they would go 180 back and forth depending on the environment and people around them. So what you want to do is put them in a calm, soft environment if you don't want to deal with a hyper-happy, giggling soul or a sobbing, hiccuping cloud of depression. Putting them in, say, a cuddling position involves being spooned, wrapping them in a thick or soft blanket, and just straight up holding them close. This can bring their hyper activeness down a notch to snuggling into the warmth or their despondent self to receiving the comfort they need to regain some sense of safety and security again.
Dionysus would wake up before you and they'll be groaning a few times about the hangover - but it won't stop them from making you your favorite breakfast meal as thank you for dealing with their wild mood swing!
Ares: I don't think Ares can get drunk...Or if they do, they wouldn't have much of a difference? They can chug a whole casket of alcohol and still go up to merely tipsy. They have a really strong resistance against alcohol that even Hermes question the biological system this hulking behemoth has.
I can imagine Ares being the sane, sober adult carrying a drunk MC going 'WEEEEE' though. XD
???:
Where do I fucking start with this deviant?
They're a lot needier, a lot more persuasive to have what they want. And what they want is who, which in this case: MC.
It's like putting alcohol in them would make them lose all their filter. So they get more open and possessive, where the slightest desire to kiss MC is enough to make them peck and kiss the particular spot they want to put on MC. If MC is doing something cute? Another kiss. If MC is hinting sexual stuff? They'll tell MC straight up that they can do it right here, right now (if MC wants privacy, then ??? would just have to carry or drag them to the nearest room they can be in for privacy and try to make MC be as loud as possible so that everyone knows MC is theirs and ??? is the one making them feel good!)
If someone tries to take MC away from them or flirts with MC while they're nearby? Doesn't matter if they're 20 ft away or right up on their face, ??? will throw a knife or dagger at them with the skills of a knife-juggler and the precision of a sniper because they have the sight of a hawk and the hearing of an elephant when it comes MC. Of course, the first throw would be a 'warning shot' - in which the thrown knife/dagger leaves a scratch on the skin or is just half an inch away from the implied target. Mind you, this is because they rather not deal with MC getting trialed for murder as a 'potential suspect'.
They'll be very doting to MC though, hugging them like a god damn koala and almost purring over any pats and affection they obtain. They also become even more honest in this state than original, even with the deeper thoughts that they would brush aside if they had been sober.
They get the worst hangover though, to the point they'll be slumped in bed and be unable to respond beyond grunts and groans. Having MC stroking their head or letting ??? hug them is helpful for this state. Of course, recalling the events and what they had done last night, while it is done with no regrets, is something ??? is mortified due to their unfiltered actions and unhinged assertiveness. They're a lot more embarrassed about any secrets they spilled onto MC than anything, since it's like revealing a lot more private thoughts than usual.
