#drunkcrawler

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You may be wondering why all my drunkcrawler posts have stopped appearing every few weeks/months.

I've stopped drinking, so you'll just have to deal

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Nightcrawler doesn't have two dicks, and I'll die on this hill. It was the joke. A joke. He didn't mean it. He's probably sorry. Unless it was Chuck Austen but nobody cares what he says anyway. Who's that David guy?

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Kurt holding a wine glass with his tail is a very good image

Bruh u got like? The image? That's all you need. Like he's just. You capture the sass, that alcoholism, the hornieness, the whole zhabang? It's there? Throw him in his SHITTY crocus alphet and u got it. Lime for real. I hate his costume deaign. Give me what I want:a Kurt Wagner that knows how to dress.

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Headcanon #?

Kurt's fuckin tired of the X-men's bullshit but he gets too much dick there to leave them

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Guys, I wrote a lil and I'm also drunk

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Headcanon?

Nightcrawler? Never heard of him? Someone tagged an NC fanart "monsterfucker" and for some reason, I'm offended. He's a human mutant. Not a Monster. An MONSTER. he's a REAL BOY. also if you see this, person who tagged NC nick Robles art as "monsterfucker" I hope you understand how frustrated I am abt it. He's not a Monster. He's N O T

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Kurt's an ass man and I'll die on this hill

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Why do people always draw Nc's feet all curled up like that? Let him relax. He's gotta be pounding like 7 bananas /day to avoid Charlie horses.