#drunken advice

[femalevamp666]

I feel like I give the best advice while drunk

[annbeth]

advice on how to get a gf? pls i'm in desperate need lmao

1: find target 2: say hey hey hey hey *hamilton playin*3: dazzle her with personality and good looks 4: kiss like ur life depends on it 5: date her 6: girlfriend acquired

[annbeth]

I don’t like most kinds of cake (that's why I'm having Eton Mess) and I like to challenge the norms anyway

OMG BABE I DONT LIKE CAKE EITHER. ALEX DOESNT EOTHER OKAY WE DONT LOVE CAKE OKAY. ILYseriously tho challenge every norm

[annbeth]

I'm having Eton Mess instead of birthday cake for my birthday. What do you think of that?

I think it absolutely wonderful. Challenge the norm man. ANARCHY ANARCHY

hmu for drunken advice

[saddest-egg-blog]

january 6, 2017

2:22am.

you deserve 100% percent. you deserve someone that will endlessly love you.

if you have your doubts, they are not the one. you don’t deserve someone who doesn’t put in the effort, who takes you for granted, who doesn’t see how lucky they are to have a person like you.

don’t forget your worth, you deserve the world.

[texts-from-stratford-academ-blog]

[yourpersonalmoaningbitch]

hi i need help dont know what to do see i like this girl but she likes my best friend whos a girl but i get the feeling my best friend likes me.

Drunken advice: Well this is pretty fucking simple. The girl you like likes someone else so just fucking let it be. your best friend likes youbut you don’t like her so if you don’t like someone don’t go out with them just because they like you.But then at the same time like Because tbh that’s a bit low and you’ll only hurt the other person even more than what you would if you were to just turn them down. If your heart ain’t in it, don’t fucking go ahead and do it. end of really. Sober advice: same. 

[spreaditlikewildfire]

Don't cry over spilt milk, especially since you're lactose intolerant.

Tom