#drunkhazed

[simpjaes]

properly obliterated the last few brain cells I had with that one………..bonkers. I love you🧎🏻‍♀️💕

i’ve kicked my feet so much @ ur reaction i might start flying away with helicopter legs!!!!!!!!!! i love you too oomfie, platonically and respectfully 🥹

thank urself btw ur the whole reason i wrote this.

the birth:

(i feel like i followed the idea well enough save for the ex gf big sister 🥲)

[simpjaes]

fr kms bc i have to shower and be human instead of fucking jake rn kmrn cjwjjxjxc

u were the first person i told when i finished it, so take pride in knowing that <3

go have fun being a human, bc we all know i cannot fathom what that must be like.

ily, imma be around pacing KJHFDSKJ

[simpjaes]

AND IF THIS IS OUR COLLAB🤔🤔🤔

oh? we collabing now? HUH? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?

yes, we could totally pull this off and run the world

[simpjaes]

🥹🥹🥹

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME RN, DONT U GOT LIFE TO LIVE OR SMTHN

*saves every single one*

[simpjaes]

ily🥹🫶🫶🫶🫶

ily most