♡Kaeya X GN!Reader (Drunk Head Cannons)♡
A/N: My friend who is OBSESSED with Kaeya requested this. Please be kind because this is my first time writing anything like this. Remember that It's a gender-neutral reader. ⚠ TW: Alcohol consumption and slight mature content.
-Will be the stubborn type and try to prove that Hes not drunk, but he'll try to stand up and end up wobbling back into his seat.
-The next day when He's hangover and it's really bad, instead of taking some medicine he will ask you out to grab food with him so he can sneak in some fruity skewers to make him feel better,
-(also, an excuse to go on a date with you <3)
-If you guys aren't dating yet Kaeya and Venti would whisper the filthiest shit to you, but later on when your alone and they aren't drunk anymore They'll say something like "wait we did that?"
-If anybody tries to hit him up while you're there he will call you up onto his lap and start kissing you. He will get full on into it and give the finger to the simp. If they are still there after y'all make-out. He will stand up, and say "shoo fly, don't bother my partner."
-I feel like he's very protective when Hes drunk. he wants everyone to know that you're his and his alone.
-Whenever he gets a bit TOO drunk (to the point where he starts typing to eat you out 0-0) you and Diluc have deal that once Hes had a few too many of his "Death After Noon's" He will swap the drink with grape juice, causing Kaeya to want to stop drinking for a little bit and go home.
-If it was a big night out you both will loiter to the bathroom and have a shower (Or even a bath) together -3- (Not sexual unless you want it to be.)
-Will spread out on the bed sheets and eventually fall asleep, and once he does, he will start spooning you.
-But be warned, once Hes got you in his arms, you're not leaving them.
"I'm not drunk baby, that's not who I am *hic*... Okay maybe I'm a little..."