*~-Gonpachiro Kamaboko-~*

she/they, If you know me but your no homie (or any minor)- get OUT

[nonamewendasouras]

⚠ TW: In this text there are light mentions of, R4p3 and t0rtur3. [very mild though so don't worry <3]

Hello! my name is no-name, uhm I'm planning to be writing one shots and head cannons for characters of your choice, here are the condition's.

♡THEMES♡

Lemon 🍋, Smut 🔥, Fluff 🐰, (No angst unless it's mild-ish lol)

♡K1NK5♡

I will allow any kinks into my smutshots but I will not allow any Age play, Unhygienic kinks such as scat and urine, R4p3 of any kind (Will allow dub-con though.) Graphical t0rtur3, and Beastiality

♡REQUESTS♡

No smut/NSFW request's if you are 18-, other than that any age can request. I will not allow anyone to be judgmental, ableist, racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. On my page idc if its in your request, the comments, or in my dms. If you don't see the anime/TV show/game you're looking for, still ask me because I might know the character.

♡GAMES I WILL TAKE REQUESTS FOR♡

Genshin Impact, Mario (lol), Stardew Valley, Until Dawn, The Last Of Us, Uncharted, God of war, Red dead redemption,

♡ANIME I WILL TAKE REQUESTS FOR♡

Yuri On Ice, My Hero Academia, Given, Demon Slayer, Naruto, Hunter X Hunter, Danganronpa, Megalo Box, Darling In The Franxx, Deathh Note, Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun, Ouran Highschool, and Angels Of Death.

♡TV SHOWS/MOVIES♡Big Mouth (but no smut unless the character is one of the older ones i.e., Judd & Leah. Or coach Steve cus ykyk) Ninja Turtles (LMAO), saw, My Little Penis /hj, Mid90s, Thirteen, Spiderman-itsv/Spiderman-atsv, Avatar (blue people),

NOW that all that seriousness is away, idk lol baiiii

[nonamewendasouras]

♡Kaeya X GN!Reader (Drunk Head Cannons)♡

A/N: My friend who is OBSESSED with Kaeya requested this. Please be kind because this is my first time writing anything like this. Remember that It's a gender-neutral reader. ⚠ TW: Alcohol consumption and slight mature content.

-Will be the stubborn type and try to prove that Hes not drunk, but he'll try to stand up and end up wobbling back into his seat.

-The next day when He's hangover and it's really bad, instead of taking some medicine he will ask you out to grab food with him so he can sneak in some fruity skewers to make him feel better,

-(also, an excuse to go on a date with you <3)

-If you guys aren't dating yet Kaeya and Venti would whisper the filthiest shit to you, but later on when your alone and they aren't drunk anymore They'll say something like "wait we did that?"

-If anybody tries to hit him up while you're there he will call you up onto his lap and start kissing you. He will get full on into it and give the finger to the simp. If they are still there after y'all make-out. He will stand up, and say "shoo fly, don't bother my partner."

-I feel like he's very protective when Hes drunk. he wants everyone to know that you're his and his alone.

-Whenever he gets a bit TOO drunk (to the point where he starts typing to eat you out 0-0) you and Diluc have deal that once Hes had a few too many of his "Death After Noon's" He will swap the drink with grape juice, causing Kaeya to want to stop drinking for a little bit and go home.

-If it was a big night out you both will loiter to the bathroom and have a shower (Or even a bath) together -3- (Not sexual unless you want it to be.)

-Will spread out on the bed sheets and eventually fall asleep, and once he does, he will start spooning you.

-But be warned, once Hes got you in his arms, you're not leaving them.

"I'm not drunk baby, that's not who I am *hic*... Okay maybe I'm a little..."