#drunkies

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

  Couple at the bar  by Carlos Torres

[leahlovesllamas]

💥😈✨

[eyeofnewtblog]

How to do a vacation in Oklahoma:

1) Have a good old boy like @cracker1977 be your place of stay

2) Get day drunk multiple times

3) Be completely okay with being supervised by a legal drug dealer and a porn star/arborist

4) Have “healthy” arguments with the good old boy about feminism that mostly just involve the porn star/arborist yelling anecdotal evidence while you quote tumblr as supporting facts

5) Get called a “lovey drunk” on more than ten occasions

6) Watch a shit ton of really obscure shows, documentaries, and audios of short stories...absolutely none of them published before 1980

7) Enthuse over weed plants solely because they are plants and listen carefully to the very long winded explanation of nutrients despite the fact that you are not sober enough to retain any of this information

8) Blatantly encourage and support the porn star/arborist to hit on absolutely anything in a ten foot radius

9) Get snuggles from people who are definitely in your top 10 of all time list

[killler-prince]

[toxicwayz]

Soooooo thankful for my best friend. The one who’s been down since high school 2012. I love all our drunk memories 💀

I’m literally blessed. Her family is my family and I’m ALWAYS invited to the cook out 🤣

[siouxsielover]

Siouxsie & Pam (2005) 

[coleyyyk]

Because my best friend is the shit👌🏼❤️🤪🤪

[betty-haze]

riding in a getaway car. crying in a getaway car. dying in a getaway car. said goodbye in a getaway car.