Jan 22, 2018
How to describe this letter? Well, it's sort of like that old saying, "don't put all of your eggs in one basket", but with white shirts, explosive jars of wine, an airing cupboard and an all-pervading sense of numbing dread that the story being told will never actually end.
#Daily Mail#Laundry#That's right#This is basically a story about laundry#Drying specifically#White shirts#White blouses#Get a drink#You'll need it#This one is a rollercoaster#Red wine#That's a tag#For the letter#Not a suggestion#Please drink responsibly#Two daughters#Growing up#Primary School#Grammar School#Airing cupboard#Told you to get a drink#It's no good complaining now#Friday evenings#Mondays#Nine white shirts and blouses#All was not well#Screams of anguish#The red wine!#It had blown#We all had a laugh about it