#drystan

[onecells]

want me to throw in a free shovel, since you're diggin your own grave there, buddy? 👀

[turmoilcity]

Wanted to share this cookie of the GAME girls throwing a Lingerie party for Jenna's 20th birthday and Chellvan’s team EMAG try to crash it. This happens.

JENNA (deadpan)

So... Aliyanna’s part of the party now.

LILLIAN (sparkly eyes)

Let’s play a game!! Never Have I Ever!

ALIYANNA (groaning)

That’s so boring and predictable.

A ripple of distorted light slides through the room. Time warps slightly. A faint chime hums through the floorboards.

No one notices.

ALIYANNA (Blinks rapidly suddenly compelled)

...But it’s probably the only eventful thing that’ll happen this week other than obsessing over female wrestling reruns.

Sure. Who’s first?

The girls stare at her.

SAVANNAH (perky, too perky)

Ooh! Me!!

Okay-Never have I ever NOT looked at Manny when his shirt ripped off during battle. Oh my god. That man is carved like destiny. Why was HE made so DELICIOUSLY PERFECT!? I am SO obsessed with him-

Silence.

BELLA (shrugs)

I mean, yeah. Facts.

MEGHAN (nodding)

Fully agree.

LILLIAN (giggling)

He’s very... proportionate.

JENNA (dry)

Objectively attractive. Sure.

ALIYANNA (shrugging)

Eh. Kinda boring.

LILLIAN (beaming)

Never have I ever kissed a girl!

CUT TO: OUTSIDE - EMAG BOYS IN THE BUSHES

ISHMEL, HAIDEN, and DRYSTAN are crouched low, listening intently through a cracked window.

INSIDE - ALL GIRLS:

“Nope.”

“Not yet.”

“Haven’t.”

“Nah.”

LILLIAN (innocently, flirty)

Would you? I would! Right now, even!

GUYS IN BUSHES: sharp inhale

ALIYANNA (snorting)

Are you kidding me? I’d never kiss you.

GUYS IN BUSHES: exhale of relief

ALIYANNA (blantlantly honest)

At least... not while I’m evil and have a reputation. Honestly, I’d rather kiss Bella and blame it on her, even if you are both equally hot.

GUYS IN BUSHES: sharp inhale

BELLA (snorting)

I’d never kiss you, bitch!

GUYS IN BUSHES: exhale of relief

BELLA (grinning devilishly)

Not before I make out with Jenna’s sexy ass. I’ve been staring at her tits all night!

Jenna. Kiss me!

GUYS IN BUSHES: sharp inhale

JENNA (expression blank)

No😑

GUYS IN BUSHES: exhale of relief

HAIDEN (furious whisper)

What the hell is going on in there?! If I knew I was gonna get edged all night I would’ve stayed home and watched porn!

ISHMEL (unraveling)

I can’t take it anymore.

I feel like my dick’s gonna explode harder than when Ms. Anne’s feet pics leaked...

DRYSTAN and HAIDEN (simultaneous):

...What the hell is wrong with you...

ISHMEL (defensive)

They were tasteful!

***

Aliyannas not getting any intel out of this lmao. An old picture of Aliyanna below

[rainboopz]

"the esoterica spiral" in snapshots, but make it pixel 🟥

[dan-the-history-man]

Collab with @ginger-snap-makes-art where they colored my lineart

(We also did one in reverse)

[rainbabbles]

zach being all over the place = drystan's job security

[kitapkalbibirinsan]

Gece daha önce hiç olmadığı kadar karanlıktı ve güneşim, bir daha doğmamak üzere batmıştı bu gece. Çünkü güneş bana ihanet etmişti...

[chipper-smol]

Messenger has the capabilities of sass, but only at the primordial god older than time itself

[timaeusterrored]

“Your beauty never really scared me’ is about Bella and Edward-“

It’s literally about my Skyrim OCs and Their spouses? Wtf do you mean?