#dspost

[avosettas]

i sat in the bathtub for like an HOUR trying to like. get memories. but all i got were vague flashes of the strider apartment and i'm not sure who that memory is from...

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Starting a collection

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im having an apirl and the fool was you

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i always get frustrated when people get upset with my idea of wish fulfillment. like what do you mean i *do* wish that i was allowed to just be a scared and crying kid. yeah man i guess i am crazy for wanting to have been allowed to have a panic attack or to get mad at my dad without it being a federal fucking issue

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no one fell for our april fools prank

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you would not believe how violently everything smells like playdoh

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peanut butter and long got me feeling peanut butter and wrong

one toke from my peanut butter and bong im fucked up in the cabin built outta peanut butter and logs

my rhyme scheme is creamy like peeb

my peanut butter and song leaving the hoes distressed

im dressed to the nines to impress the slime out the motherfucking smuckers jar

i got these fuckers hard crunching all up on my peanut butter and knuckle sandwich im untouchable

fuckable like an uncrustible

waking up each morning like lets get this bread

peanut butter and flow is steady

the peanut butter you know is heavy

im knocking on heaven's door like im packing my lunch with a peanut butter and jesus

just to slake my righteous munchies from the peanut butter weed I smoked at the start of this bit.

Fuck.

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why am i getting into dairy of a wimpy kid fanfiction