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You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t
it fucken WIMDY
girk at my work discovered my terrible secret
Girk at my work
They found a fossilized neanderthal dream in a hollow stump in Poland. And yes, it can be fermented into alcohol to gain his cave memories.
There is no slut shaming in this house, only slut encouragement
tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
now rebloggable. fuck with me
Why the fish
The fish is what makes the post rebloggable
The fish is what makes this post fuckable
happy flat fag friday
I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.
I love an open window and some cool clean air
Europen nations arriving to their base camps in the US: Alfred, please. Its so hot...the humidity.... we don’t care that you don't care about the World Cup. Answer your phone and bring us water!
Alfred, in New York painted head to toe in orange and blue wearing all the Kicks gear he owns climbing up a post: The what cup?
European nations: Alfred... water, please... we're... burning alive...
Alfred:
Idk, I have seen this on Twitter with some characters and had to recreate it with Bela.
they’re foreclosing on my mind palace
does my deteriorating mental state turn you on
imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
I Have Softness For You
i have milk for you
Stop.
Cut the baby monkey in half
kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this
one of the prompts for nordic week is "i'm glad you called" or something and my brain is currently thinking "nor had to get his gallbladder out so den is just calling everyone going 'hey nor had like a million gallstones so he wants you all to remind him to get checked to see if it grew back next time he dies or whatever'" to varying degrees of incredulity
ice is just the shocked mcdonalds worker meme in this. to Me
slaps a "most likely to get gallstones" award on nor. if you care
i did end up writing this btw but u have to wait til nordic week to see it :3c
Let’s say that I’m a From the River to the Sea person. Let’s say that I think the only way to free Palestine is to erase Israel and send its populace back where they “came from.” Let’s say we reject genetic research about where the Jews “came from” and assume that Jewish history magically started in 1000 CE and now everyone has to “go home.” What would this require? At its most basic level?
-mass buy in from the SE Asian subcontinent to the British Isles. I’m talking government, populace, infrastructure, the whole nine yards. Every government from Bangladesh to Morocco to Scotland will have to issue immigration papers, determine sources of income, and set up social safety nets. Etc etc etc.
That in turn will require:
-populations the world over to commit themselves to never creating an environment so hostile to Jews that Jews come to feel that a nation state in the Southern Levant is the only option.
Now let’s go full idealistic. Let’s say that the world decides to free Palestine and send the Jews “home.” Let’s say all the people and governments are committed to making that happen humanely and equitably. What would that look like?
-trillions of dollars in reparations for murder, property theft, bank accounts, businesses, etc compounded over minimum 80 years
-full buy in from all levels of society to educating themselves about anti-Semitism, and eradicating it. I’m talking from executive branch to the working poor.
If you want Palestine to be free from the river to the sea, you really need to sit down and actually think about where you will send those Israeli Jews and descendants who only ended up there in the first place after they were violently expelled from somewhere else. I’m not talking about the Yishuv. I’m talking about the world after 1945. Are they supposed to go back to Poland? Or Yemen? Or France? Or Syria? What would that look like? Genuinely, how do we administrate and create the infrastructure for that?
It’s a hard, shitty question which flies in the face of blind optimism and overly simple narratives of the Israeli-Palestinian situation. But from where I’m sitting as a non-Zionist (I don’t do nationalism point blank; this is not a value judgement or a smug assertion of diasporic Jewish moral superiority) Holocaust scholar, it seems like those Jews are supposed to disappear or like, painlessly immigrate somewhere?
This is another iteration of The Jewish Problem, and if we’re going to seriously say that Israel should cease to exist and be replaced by a Palestinian nation state, we have to answer these questions.
Because in the current global climate? The “solution” to the “Jewish Problem” in the Southern Levant looks like mass murder. And that’s half the Jews in the world right there.
That bothers me. Does it bother you? Or is it the price you’re willing to pay? You don’t have to answer that. Deep in your heart you already know exactly what your answer is.
It’s ok if this post makes you angry, and triggers intense cognitive dissonance that make me you want to yell. But I will not be engaging with abusive and/or anti-Semitic responses, and whoever replies with that material will be blocked.
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”
a mutual made this point and a prominent youtuber tried to dox her