Jul 24, 2022
It's the DT Anniversary and I have drawn something for it! Ft my wonderful, beautiful friends @dogin8 and @lazyliars
(also it's my birthday and this is a gift to myself)
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It's the DT Anniversary and I have drawn something for it! Ft my wonderful, beautiful friends @dogin8 and @lazyliars
(also it's my birthday and this is a gift to myself)
Introducing the newest Water Alternative; PinkPoopPop™
The Drink that mixes delicious, with nutritious!
Did you know that over three people die of drowning each year? The unreported dangers of the "wet killer" AKA water continue to have a steep death toll.
So it is with a big ol' smile that the team over at DT2021 (Rebranded from [REDACTED]) have created PinkPoopPop™ or PPP™! to address the ongoing water crisis, and more easily transition the community to a safer, water-free society!
Take a swing of PPP™ and feel that exhaustion slip away, along with your tooth enamel! Enamel? More like enam-not! Who needs it?
Speedrunners everywhere are raving about PPP™!
"I can't stop drinking it!" - Dreamnottakenfounddnf
"It's not a liquid" - puns
"What color is that?" - Gogy
"How did you say the words pink in real life oh god it's spreading--" - illumina maybe i think don't quote on me on that
90% REAL* sugar and 90% caffeine, PPP™ is the world's leading sedative-based water equivalent*!
"But those numbers add up to 180%--" That's right, because PPP™ is 200% better than water!
Pre-order a case of PPP™ for only 19.99 and get a free bumper sticker! Profits go to support DT2021 in the upcoming MCYTblr Elections and a portion of proceeds go to charity!*
*Sugar in PPP™ is artificially derived from orphan tears.
**PPP™is in no way equivalent to water and does not claim to provide any hydration.
***The Charity of Choice is "Eradicating Anarchy for the Good of our Glorious Fandom"
(This is all rp! Everyone here involved are lovely and amazing!)
An announcement from the Lorekeepers.
( @lucemferto @mcytblr-fourth-elections )
It has more than come to our attention that there are calls for libraries, reading, and public knowledge to become obsolete. We are well aware of the mounting attacks towards libraries as a whole and the Lorekeepers have extended aid and shelter towards those that need it.
The calls for acts of violence and hatred of any kind from DT2021 are despicable and malicious. DT does not have the people in mind when campaigning. They only have the wish for the loss of democracy and gaining power for a small group. They are not your friends, and their leader is never going to be your ally.
The Lorekeepers stand against this tyranny wholeheartedly. As a result of any damages done to people or property, we extend our hand to you. We will fund the rebuilding of libraries, the redistribution of books, and the care of those injured in these violent attacks. We see your pains and we stand for your needs and your futures. We will do our best to protect libraries from future damages from these mobs of people.
The election of their allegedly powerful leader will bring nothing but harm. We are a community, but his visions bring nothing but harm, fear, and destruction. If he is willing to claim books are the tools of the elites and the radicals, I shall point you towards the countless books written by people who share his ideals. Who share his want for endless power. The hard-working communities shall be recognized, respected, and upheld under the Lorekeepers. Under DT's rule, your needs would be ignored and your livelihoods ruined.
The Lorekeepers look towards a brighter future, not one of dictatorship. We offer free education and public spaces, no longer leaving education as the gap between classes. Everyone deserves proper care and education, and the Lorekeepers will provide. Any damaged structures in the coming times will be replaced by the Lorekeeper party. We will not allow this city to undergo such frightful times ever again.
If this is their call to action and their warning towards us, I offer this in return. Their warnings and actions are causes for arrest as they stand against everything our communities work for. DT will not offer you anything but suffering in return for their election. We, the Lorekeepers, stand by the people and offer you a new future. One not barred by education, by social gaps, by money. We offer you a fair future where the people work together and they have power and say in their communities.
The universe has seen parties like DT before. It is not the first time history has seen such grave errors. And we will correct them. We will fix them together, and show that tyranny and dictatorship will not be tolerated or excused. They will exist only in history and we will not allow the same mistakes to be renewed. Their reign ends here the same way history has shown time and time again, that these malicious and terrible ideals will crumble to the wayside.
The Lorekeepers offer you connection, knowledge, and fairness in a world that does not give you what you deserve. We extend our offers to all, and no citizen will be left behind.
Thank you for listening. May the universe watch over you.
-Lorekeeper's Guide, Ashen
I come bearing horrendous news, everyone!
That's right! With the notorious mcytblr elections coming back in our dashes, I am of the opinion that it's time to take a stand!
Who am I, after all, as a CITIZEN of this wonderful country, if I don't do my part and actively make a choice? Can I allow myself to let thoughtless decisions ruin MY FUTURE, in our great nation, without putting up a fight?? Oohh, no, not for a SECOND, my friend, I won't. AND SO SHOULDN'T YOU!
After months of being silent, obedient, watching the conflict from afar, I finally decide to MAKE A CHOICE, MY FRIENDS!!
STARTING NOW, I CHOSE TO BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF A MAN WHOSE BELIEFS AND ACTIONS HAS PROVEN TIMES AND TIMES AGAIN, THAT HE IS CAPABLE OF NOT ONLY KEEPING OUR BELOVED COUNTRY TOGETHER, BUT EVEN ELEVATING IT TO NEW HEIGHTS!!!
So I chose the party led by @lucemferto to unite, rebuild, and bringing back the glory of our nation now hidden away in darkness!
FIGHT TYRANNY, AND GLORY BE TO OUR PRESIDENT!! #DT2021
(Also luc I'm sure we can negociate like some arrangment, ya kno... I can make some posters and speeches... you can give me a spot in your cabinet...I'm sure we can come to an agreement.)
CITIZENS!
It is with GREAT PLEASURE that I announce that I HAVE FIXED TUMBLR!
It was all my doing! It was to implement my glorious money-laundering scheme ONLY WAY TO BRING PROSPERTY TO THE PEOPLE
The Post Plus Triangular Investment Programme
Find out more about it in my newest campaign ad
Dear Supporters, Loyal Followers,
as your GLORIOUS president will celebrate his [REDACTED] birthday today, he will use this opportunity to take a personal day!
Over the last few days, I - as well as my cabinet - have worked tirelessly to make DT2021 the most powerful a beacon of hope for the future of our communities citizens!
We've survived vicious attack. We've survived a rebranding. We've survived great tumblr apocalypse, that I PERSONALLY fixed.
Glory to DT2021
GLORY TO ME!
every time i see your electoral video i think "what the fuck are you talking about" and then proceed to vote for you. i think that about sums up the modern day voting system
Listen, all you need to know is that #DT2021 is a strong advocate for animal welfare (and warfare)
UNLIKE ANARCHISTS! Who hate animals and probably Christmas.
(Also, you didn't hear this from me, because my lawyer says that she won't represent me if I get sued for slander again, but people are saying that a certain anarchist party is in the pocket of Big Dolphin™)
((Reminder that me and my INCREDIBLY TALENTED AND AMAZING friends @Lucemferto and @dogin8 are running for MCYTblr Presidency in an RP event hosted by the lovely @mcytblr-fourth-elections.
Things are heating up, and I will probably be posting more about it in the following days, so if you would like to avoid that, you can blacklist #DT2021, and #Mcytblr Elections.
You can vote for us, the most FUNCTIONAL AND NOT EVIL OR ANGSTY party, DT2021! Stands for Down with Tyranny.... or Dallas Texas.
We have been doing RP in the 4th Election discord over the past week, we have a core plot line running, and we have NO /RP ENEMIES. None to speak of. Not the genuinely nice and wonderful @anarchy2021, no siree!
Voting for the next round starts later today and runs till tomorrow, so remember to vote for DT2021!))