thanks for the reassurance, but you really do have my sincerest apologies if that was a weird way to introduce myself 😅 i just think you’re really cool and i get nervous about approaching new people 😭
but anyway, hi, i’m dolly, any pronouns, and i came across you through square’s blog, and i think you’re awesome and all your fics are absolutely amazing and cool and super well-written, and i come bearing baked goods, friendship ( if you want, obvs totally cool if you don’t ), and also many thoughts about various silly hockey boys and how many of them have absolutely explored each other’s bodies.
anyways !! again, that was probably super awkward, sorry 😅 but the point is that i think you’re awesome and talented and i’d love to be friends if you’re down for that !! hope you’re doing well <3 <3
If you saw the way I’m in bed with too many stuffed animals right now, you would absolutely not think I was that cool.
But anyway, hello! You can call me Dubs (she/her)! Square, one of my beloveds, you have wonderful taste in mutuals!
I’m so happy you’ve enjoyed my fics!! You have no idea how much that means to me!!! I desperately hope to publish more one day, but I find myself unable to write at the moment, so right now i’m just crossing my fingers.
I also have so many thoughts about my various hockey boys. Did you know Sidney Crosby once almost choked to death on a mozzarella stick and his nickname was Creature in the late 00’s because his ass was too big to fit in a hotel armchair? Did you know there’s a video of Daniel Briere and Claude Giroux saying “I love you” to each other in German when they played in Europe during the last lockout (a video I was blessed enough to find only one time)? Did you know Joel Edmundson became known as the Croptop King in 2019 because he exclusively wore shirts-cut-into-croptops for about 2 weeks after winning the Cup? Did you know Eddie Lack had a big fat massive crush on his mentor Roberto Luongo when they both played for Vancouver over 10 years ago, a crush I would not be surprised to hear he still had? Did you know Pekka Rinne once put a collar on Juuse Saros in the Preds locker room after a win?