#duck simps

[theprongspotter]

I feel like me being lesbian would make a lot of sense

I’ve had to force myself to date guys in the past and it was out of peer pressure, really

I’ve never been happy in those relationships and never been invested

Never said “I love you” or wanted anyone even knowing we’re dating

My girlfriend, however

If it weren’t the second day of being official, I’d tell her I love her

I would shout it from the rooftops

I would write it in the stars

I want the whole world to know just how much she means to me

I actually see myself marrying her one day

I want to settle down with her

She’s my entire world

[theprongspotter]

We’re so jegulus coded (I never stop yapping and she likes to listen)

[theprongspotter]

Chat, am I subtle? Am I subtle, Chat?

[theprongspotter]

“Good girl” is all it takes and I’m on my knees

[theprongspotter]

WTF CHAT

ITS OFFICIAL

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

KICKING MY FEET

GIGGLING

SQUEALING

TWIRLING MY HAIR

BLUSHING

IM SO IN LOVE

The moon to my sun (aka the girlfriend in question): @residentdisaster <333

[theprongspotter]

Guys my love is so fucking pretty

[theprongspotter]

I like my gf so much

[theprongspotter]

Guys I’m so far in the bag that I am the bag