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Store Worker, over the intercom: “Would Jesus of Nazareth come to the front desk, please?”
Jesus: *walks up to front desk* “Is there a problem?”
Store Worker: *gestures towards the sons of Zebedee* “I believe these belong to you?”
James & John: “We got lost.”
Jesus: “I didn’t even bring you guys with me.”
Jesus: “Name a way to be nice to others.”
Simon: “Don’t kill them.”
Jesus: “Setting the bar a little low, but i'll allow it.”
Judas: *punches Caiaphas in the face*
Judas: “What a horrible muscle spasm caused by your disrespect.”
Annas, next to Jesus: “Your honour, my client would like to plead guilty and also request the death penalty.”
Pilate: “First of all You’re not his lawyer, this is for a parking ticket, and how did you get in here? That door was locked!”
Jesus: “Since you're an adult, let's go over some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if i got shot?”
John & James, eyes darkening: “Avenge you.”
James G: “What's your biggest fear.”
Judas: “Being forgotten.”
James G: “Damn that's deep.”
James G: “Mine is the Kool-Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now.”
Peter: “I hope they're not twins. Twins freak me out. They always know what the other one is-“
Andrew: “-Thinking?”
Peter: “Yeah. And they're always finishing each other’s-“
Andrew: “-Pie?”
Peter: “Exactly. It's creepy.”
Peter: “I’m sorry for all the stuff I said.”
Matthew: “And for punching me in the face?”
Peter: “No, you definitely deserved that.”
