3. Both our muses falling into the canal.
Maybe he angered more people than he originally intended to. With an ego tripling the size of Koi itself, it wasn’t exactly unbelievable; however, the only thing is… he didn’t understand how he managed to piss a crowd of drunken BASTARDS off. Normally, he would have taken them all on– normally, being the keyword; this time was an exception, though. Which is why he was currently trying to outrun the dozen or so people in tow with each quickly treaded step he took.
His first mistake was angering the poor citizens of the moon. His second mistake? Was taking on glance behind him to see if they were still following. They weren’t, but the second he looked forward, he was moments away from colliding with a stranger; all he could do was warm them, because stopping himself at this rate was impossible.
❝ WATCH OOUUUUUU–AAAAAUUUUUUUUUH ! ! ! ❞
Colliding with the other, they both toppled off the concrete and into the canal; arms flailing wildly under the water, he quickly surfaced with a miffed visaged as he spat at the water that came with the unexpected fall.
❝ BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ! ! ! DAMN IT, THIS IS– GURPH– TOTALLY UNCOOL. ❞