Oct 23, 2025
they invented vomiting while you shit and piss and burp and sneeze and laugh and bleed and cry and menstruate and pass a kidney stone all at the same time. At and into this one specific urinal
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they invented vomiting while you shit and piss and burp and sneeze and laugh and bleed and cry and menstruate and pass a kidney stone all at the same time. At and into this one specific urinal
My favourite past time is to have weird alarm names. Some of my favourites include:
7:00 am - fuck you
7:15 am - (insert friend name)’s iced coffee
12:00 pm - eat before I break your legs
3:15 pm - are the Greeks a joke to you?
6:00 pm - cook before I eat your children
8:40 pm - acne is not a joke Jim
Now each has a unique function (and story behind them) in my life because I’m literally Pavlov’s dog bc high school fucked me up so now if there’s not a bell I won’t eat nor function.
I made this years ago with a title of ” I’m hilarious - and should reeeallly sleep now’ probably I was right:D but still find it kinda funny in a silly way so thought I share. !my crossover,idea, but the separated gifs werent made by me and unfortunately I didn’t note down the sources,so excuse me, and if anyone knows about it please do share,I’l add to it! :o)
SHUT UP! I HAVE THE TALKING STICK
I dont think I have told yall this story yet. And it definitely fits more into the blog I meant to be writing. Dumb and random instead of whatever’s been going on lately
Anywaaaaay
I was with some friends and we went to schulars which is local ish bakery. Its got like a couple buildings and then it sells to some grocery stores in Ohio.
And we were getting donuts. And oh my goodness my brain wasn’t working. So there were these little round donuts and obviously I couldn’t call them timbits and like I kneeeeew they were the things cut out of the center of donuts. But I couldn’t for the life of me remember or figure out what to call them. So I ordered the “donut rounds” and my friends were just like what the heck they are donut holes girl. And I…. my dumb brain just told my dumb mouth to say. But they don’t have any holes in them!
This is painful to share honestly
aww I lost 😞
though that lobster has a knife and a gun 🤔
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