#dumbass problems

[radio-charlie]

1. Go two entire years thinking there’s something wrong with my eyes because sometimes when I put my contacts in it feels like something’s poking them

2. Find out from optometrist that it’s because I was wearing them the wrong side up

3. “Wait there’s a right side up???”

[superiorgoobus]

I keep trying to tell myself my upset stomach problems are because of some psychological inner turmoil and I can make myself feel better with emotional regulation but like... deep down, i know it's actually because I tried to eat an entire family-sized bag of totelini by myself again.

[keysimash]

when i was 23 i would forget if i was 22 or 23 but now that im 24 i forget if im 24 or 25 :/

[trekkele]

Wanna change my profile pic thing but i will forget that i did and wonder who that person on my dash is

[hadeswearsprada]

Yall wanna know I reached peak dumbass level today? Well I’ve had glasses since I was five and I’ve always asked my mom to take a picture of me with my new glasses so guess what my dumbass did today after I got my first pair of contact lenses

[kawaiimunism]

me at 9am: *eats a heel of bread*

me the rest of the day: *eats nothing*

me at 5pm: why am i so tired? i slept plenty

[katetcake]

Does anyone else get that thing where you wonder if you're genuinely tired or just bored?

[legendarytyphoonpainter]

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