Beep Beep Bitch

Let your haters be your alligators 🐊

[superiorgoobus]

The "pants" tag is because I misspelled "paint" one time and now I refuse to go back and change it. It's my painting inspiration tag.

[punkitt-is-here]

Also “sex based oppression doesn’t exist” is a wild take. My grandmother couldn’t have a credit card in her name for some of her adult life. Being a trans man wouldn’t have changed that without major fraud.

It's an EXTREMELY funny claim to make. Sex based oppression is like. The big thing. I'm oppressed because of my sex!!!! Because I'm a girl with a dick!!! Women have been oppressed for having all sorts of genital situations going on. Trans dudes are also connected to that, the only types of people who don't experience sex-based oppression is like, cis dudes with traditional junk. Sex based oppression is the root of basically all gender-based oppression.

[superiorgoobus]

methinks "traditional junk" is now my new favorite phrase.

[gamejoypod]

Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work

So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc

That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant

It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"

[superiorgoobus]

my momma used to make fun dessert sculptures where the base layer was Rice Crispie Treats that she made by hand, so when it cools down to a certain temperatire they are really easy to mould and dry fast so they would hold their shape. So instead of cake a hundred laters of nasty fondant, it was marshmallow cereal and like 1 & 1/2 layers of fondant at most. So it was actually really fun to eat the inside part, because the consistency of the fondant stopped the cereal from drying out and becoming stale. And then usually the sculpture would sit on top of like, a normal cake with regular frosting, or a brownie, or something like that. My favorite one she made was this huge monster truck, and it actually held together really well because of how stiff the inside material was, and it was still delicious!

[pigswithwings]

❗ dailyquests Follow

Be Normal about That Old Man.

[digital-affections]

[chaos-ducks]

I am a sick and twisted individual

[superiorgoobus]

Then take an advil.

[superiorgoobus]

Being twisted is fine, we love an evil icon, but like, you don't gotta have a tummy ache while you do it.

[chaos-ducks]

I am a sick and twisted individual

[superiorgoobus]

Then take an advil.

[oidial]

b

[oidial]

oob !

[oidial]

yeep its oidial after dark.... og gog!!.. it's so dark!!! I'm so scared!!! aghh!!!

[oidial]

thank you to the people who only saw b post and still reblogged. thank you for supporting me. I love your heart

[official-boob-posts]

when I said I connected two ideas yesterday and never bothered to explain the connection even though there was like three steps in between

[superiorgoobus]

I did not realize OP's username is Oidial, I thought they were trying to convey that they were slurring their words and attempting to say "it's already after dark" but nope. I was mit-saken.

[chongoblog]

Make an E

E

E

E

E

E

E

E

Voting ended onMay 30

[superiorgoobus]

The collective psychology of how we can do this is amazing. No one can see the results, but we have faith that we're picking the right one.

Like, yeah, most people have chosen the top, bottom, or middle. And some people have chosen the walls of the "E." But no one actually knows, when they pick the options 2/3/5/6, that those options haven't already been selected too many times to throw off the shape. We're going into this with blind faith in the system AND IT STILL FUCKING WORKED ANYWAYS.

at the time I'm posting this, there have been 3,958 votes, and the E does look a little "wonky" with the larger legs, but for the most part.... it's obviously an E. Nearly four thousand people have participated in this poll.

I selected the secind option from the top, and I thought to myself as I was about to click on it, "I wonder if too many people have had the same thought that I'm having, and that when I select this, it's going to make the second option too long, and then the poll won't have worked" but I picked it anyway, having had enough faith in the people if this site to have made enough selections on the longer arms of the "E" eptions that I thought that selecting a non-arm option would keep the legs at a good length. And somehow.... my faith was in the right place.

This is literally crazy.

[roycohn]

i wish you guys could hear the noises i'm making. what the fuck is that thang

[superiorgoobus]

People be like "this is my pride flag" and it has the wrong number of both stars AND stripes.

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[superiorgoobus]

because I left home for this. and I ain't no quitter.

[superiorgoobus]

I don't know how I managed this, but somehow my OCD overrides this idea other women seem to have about men staring at them in public.

I go to the grocery store, and I am IMMEDIATLEY locked in on mapping out the most efficient route to buy my groceries. I do not stop thinking "groceries groceries groceries groceries" from the time I walk throuh the door to the time I get back in my car. I don't worry about the shortness of my skirt or the tightness of my top. I only think about groceries. My brain can only focus on one thing at a time.

I go to the park, and I'm way too busy looking for birds in the trees to photograph to think for even a moment about the possibility that someone might be watching me watch the birds. they aren't relavent to this project, so I don't even know they're there.

I go to the car show. I look at the cars. I ask the young man my age questions about his engine mods. He doesn't think twice about why a girl is asking him car questions and simply answers me with enthusiam about his thoughts and ideas. Maybe he says something flirtatious, but if he did then I didn't notice it because i was too focused on building a mental map of these hoses and wires in my head. It's a puzzle I'm trying to solve, and I'm thoroughly entertained.

I'm going to a party tonight. I'm going to dress up real fancy, it's a fundraiser for my friends local circus troupe. I'm bringing a platonic female date. I'm going to wear a satin black minidress, with sparkling five-inch heels. Men might look at me. I won't notice. I won't be looking at them back.

[satan-offical]

"Surely my handwriting from 2023 wasn't that bad

OH MY GOD"

[superiorgoobus]

Hey at least your letters are all individually spaced, I have trouble reading mine because I can't tell where one charavter ends and the next one begins.... Iz it a "K" ? Is it a "Z" ? I don't know, there seems to be a mystery dash and I don't know where it goes!!

[superiorgoobus]

I just realized that in the last six months I've written down four-ish basic plot outlines that are nearly identical versions of "what if person one accidentally ruined the life of person two and then person one dedicates their entire existence to trying to make it better for person two" but in various settings.

I don't think I like this new discovery.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the sigils are a bit wonky but i tried my best

(also if yall could throw me a view and maybe a like on the original upload I'd appreciate it)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

gotta watch til the end, the sigil isn't activated til i complete the circle :)

[superiorgoobus]

"Mia wtf I can't see anything... what's happening, there's nothing there... OH HOLY SHIT-"

[badassdemonsword]

[superiorgoobus]

They for real gonna post this with no link? Damn, I guess only OP gets to see more from Floops Fooglies, aight. Maybe I wanted to see more from Floops Fooglies, maybe I want to know what Floops Fooglies is all about.

[ex0rin]

eef (backflip) | MMMMM #150

[superiorgoobus]

marks contacts app looking like

Amy (wife)

Bob (college)

Ethan (backflip guy)

Rosanna (chef)

Tyler (childhood)

Wade (bald)

Dan (and phil)

Phil (from dan and phil)

Sean (ireland)

Anthony (smosh) (no wait he left) (no wait he's back again)

Ian (other smosh)

Game grump one

Game grump two

Felix (bitch)

[superiorgoobus]

Hey guys, remember to wear a mask when using a dremel tool on hardwood, and to NOT get small bits of rock solid wood launched up your nose at like a million miles per hour. I think i can smell next week. I feel like i snorted sandpaper. There might be a small forest in my sinuses. Every time i take a deep breath i think that i can smell every individual bug in my house. WEAR YOUR PPE PEOPLE!!