#dumbass representation

[marzeline]

[cultistsonly]

Jonny said “you’re going to cry over a birthday party now” and I was like yes absolutely right away sir

[yandere-daydreams]

That one Anon: why are there so many typos >:( My illiterate ass: There’s what?

This, but it’s literally just me rereading my old posts and trying to find what’s misspelled. It’s just kinda like--

Random Anon: Hey you’re grammar sucks and every other post you make is illegible. Is everything alright?

Me, unsure how to explain that I am, in fact, an idiot: 

[vanishingpals]

there’s a post somewhere that says aziraphel and crowley never actually accomplish anything and i’ve been thinking about it a lot because of how true it is. and i can’t help but think that it’s more than them just cancelling each other out. rather, it’s them literally procrastinating stopping armageddon until literally seconds before it happens. the line “come up with something or else i’ll never speak to you again” was spoken literally as the devil was ripping through the earth and they literally did not have a plan (except for killing adam, which neither of them fully agreed to) until they realized neither gabriel or beelzebub knew anything about the supposed great plan. these dumbass husbands had 11 years to think of something better than cancelling out each other’s influences. and when they realized they had the wrong kid, they still had a week to figure something out and for like 6 days they did nothing but bicker and come up with escape plans and not communicate. this is the dumbass representation i’ve been waiting for.

[sunshiiiine]

everyone asks for dumbass representation when gekkan shoujo nozaki kun is right there

[ananbeth]

asdfghjkl on your three words thing, i'm 18 but i do that when im waiting on new glasses prescriptions and i know i look ridiculous but i think it's hilarious honestly

I legitimately walked down the road holding my phone three inches from my face to read an email this morning and there was NO NEED I should just give in and make my text large but I Won’t Do It

[bmpmp3]

I don't know how they're gonna go about MC's and Motonari's relationship in ikesen yet, so far where I'm at in sasuke's route they haven't actually met yet (and I don't actually know if they're gonna meet......what if they just never talked in game ever until Motonari's route actually is written wouldn't that be wild) agdhsgdhs, but I really hope.......they just let MC reach peak dumbass......kick the impulsive, act first think later parts of her personality into high gear,,,,, I want her to do such ridiculous shit that it catches even Mr. Motonari Let's Burn The World To The Ground Mori off guard..... I want motonari to be like "bruh"

[bvngthedoldrums]

there is not a single character in good omens without strong dumbass energy and for that i love it