#dumbass thoughts

[teeth-puller]

Starrison, Lennison, Mcharrison or maybe Dylarrison?

No, sir, I prefer Sitarrison

[dumbasseryunfoundeded]

why does kyogre have a cowboy hat

[spaceacerat]

I love Cole having to run around trying to fix Alex's bullshit. They're roommates. They're lovers. Alex just doesn't know the second one yet. Cole accidentally fried the valentines day card he made for his shape-shifting not-bf out of sheer anxiety.

[dickguillotine]

I love that the show's makeup team didn't try to completely erase Tom's facial hair, so Morpheus looks like he's obsessed with shaving.

[that90sghostband]

Alexander Pierce offering The Winter Soldier milk is always so fucking funny to me for no good reason. Just imagine the worlds most infamous and deadly assassin like sure let me sip on some moo juice whilst we discuss my next targets

[chickenflavoredworms]

its my birthday :)

[norsenoone]

Master of not using my words properly and I was feeding my snake and he struck at it/caught it at a weird angle but when I looked up he was perfectly fine and I audibly asked him, "did you just swallow that whole?" Yes, dumbass, he's a snake.

[gothhobbithoe]

Pippin: hey do you want to see my try to eat my own elbow?

Aragorn: no offence but not really

Borormir: he ...he scares me sometimes