#dune shitpost

[victusinveritas]

[runasulienadanika]

Dune books alternarive titles:

"Dear diary: my teen angst bullshit has a bodycount"

"Revenge of the Sith origin story"

"Renesmee Cullen but it's two of her"

"The consequences of entering an open relationship with a worm"

"Hot moms near you posing a threat to the entire galaxy"

"Malewife imprisoned"

[steve-needs-a-hug]

some iconic hit tweets from @ quibvs on twitter that made me cackle

[arrakisser]

why’s it literally them…

source

[theology101]

Me seeing Dune for the fifth time in the same theatre: “He’s gonna do it this time!”

Me, three hours later after Feyd-Rautha doesn’t kiss Paul in the final knife fight: “He forgor 😔”

[demigoddessqueens]

this feels canon to me

Paul: here’s to the love of my life, my soulmate, my heart of 5000 years, the mother of my legacy!

everyone on Arrakis: ….

Paul: and then here’s to my wife, Irulan

[troythecatfish]

[sahashbelvanie]

The Bene Gesserit and Bene Tleilax are literally “vagina VS penis” but in a religious transhumanist eugenics way