#dunklezambie

[ghostmound]

frisk and sans waited for the school bus to come in the pouring rain. it was 20 minutes late. "well this is an unpleasant circumsans." the skeleton said before teleporting them to school, leaving frisk wondering why he hadnt just done that in the first place.

Thanks dad. ….or bro. Which sans is this i know like eight at least

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mysunfreckle answered your question “if i were to write a tiny toriel/snowdin shopkeeper thing, what would...”

Personally I like it when people give real names (I've named all the unnamed UT characters). But "Bunny" would do just fine!

Yeah, I don’t mind it too much (it only bothers me when it’s a lot of characters and the names are just dumped in all at once and it’s difficult to keep track, which is more of a general writing problem than something specific about giving characters names)!  I think it takes a little more getting used to than some people want to bother with, which is why I’ve heard people complaining about it?

that’s really neat, that you’ve given everyone names!  now i’m all curious what you’ve gone with for various characters

@dunklezambie

i think bunny works fine! its really cute and it's actually a feasible name for her without making up a name

it is super cute!  i think it’d be way less annoying for her to be called bunny all the time than keep writing out “the shopkeeper” 

toriel and the shopkeeper walking down the aisle on their wedding day?  frisk isn’t ready to call the shopkeeper mom yet, so they call her “the shopkeeper” all the time?  it doesn’t really work.

[ghostmound]

do all the meme. A L L

Thank (i put it under a cut bc its long)   

1. a song that reminds you of your canon

Usually i try to avoid the less pleasant songs and today youre gonna hear some of them- Doubt - 21p- I’m So Sorry - Imagine Dragons- Sledgehammer - Savant (in my honest opinion this works a lot better than megalovania, and the vocal bits of “it’s ok, you tried” and the part a little after 3 minutes in make it that much better)

2. something you regret

Well i mean actually trusting my chara and letting things get that far is obvious but i also regret just… not letting myself grow up i guess. i threw away so much potential and so much happiness. things could have been so nice. but they didnt happen that way. sorry sans i know that really was shitty. you deserved a happy ending especially when you remembered the last session of resets too.

3. something you dont

Jumping down that fucking hole 10/10 would do it again (disclaimer: i dont actually remember if i jumped or fell or what the hell i was doing but i ended up in the underground and that was pretty rad tbh)

4. would you go back? why/why not?

If i knew not to trust chara this time, fuck yeah lets do it let me go home

5. have you found anyone from your canon?

I found this huge nerd @humerus-vertabroHes a shitposter with a thing for papa johns and i love him hes a good dad

6. who do you want to find?

Probably pappyroo and mom are the next on my list i guess??? But also anyone would be cool like id love to see blooky and goat dad and mk and nice cream guy again??? Im not really actively searching really im too tired but i kinda stumbled right into sans so maybe itll happen again idk??? One day ill send out a canon call or go looking but things are way too messy for me right now as they are

7. what was your favourite food?

Grillbys food. Fries and burgers my dudes sans gave me a very healthy diet of magical grease perfect for growing human children. Papyrus tried feeding me things that were “healthier” but uh. Idk how much of that i ate and idk if it was a favorite im gonna be honest. Heavy savory foods and also moms butterscotch cinnamon pie of course. And sweets. I just liked food.

8. were you in love?

I was like 9 so romantically no but i guess i was sort of in love with monsters in general? I just loved learning about their culture and magic and history and everything it was so interesting and cool and mom helped me with a lot of the history stuff and sans with a lot of the science stuff and needless to say i still really love science and history

9. least fave from canon?

Fuckign jerry what a jerk (jk i dont even remember jerry but i do remember chara and they werent nice =) )

10. headcanon[s] you have?

There are many monsters that like hugs and hand holding and being pet. Also i really feel like i didnt meet undyne in waterfall or at least not the way its depicted in the game with not having sans and papyrus with me idk where i met the screaming fish lady its kinda been bothering me like i stayed with pappy and snas for a long time so maybe i accidentally “met” her when she came over idk i just??? Really dont remember???

11. favorite memory/moment?

Idk man sitting up with sans at night after having bad dreams and paranoia and being scared and him making me feel safe enough again to fall back asleep is one of them definitely bc i like feeling Safe and Loved™

12. are you ok with doubles?

Ok so like tbh this is one hell of a question bc on one hand yeah absolutely i am i think doubles are so cool like yes dude tell me your memories i may be too shy to speak a lot but i see you and im interested ill read anything you want to say my guys but also on the other hand. I have bpd. And really miss the way things were. And uh. I can get. Really. Possessive i guess. And see doubles as a “threat”. …so sometimes under certain circumstances i get really jealous and defensive and no i dont like them and im not ok with them then but those times are short lived and petty and i kind of need to just get over that and chill so yeah overall yeah im ok with doubles theyre cool

13. who from your canon do you ship yourself with?

The personification of the happiness that existed before i reset the first time

14. everyday object that reminds you of canon

Paper and pencils, actually. Writing and sketching. Basically im constantly reminded. But also things in my collection of stuff like feathers and flowers and rocks and old money because i collected a lot of stuff then too

15. most annoying headcanon about you

That i was EVER ROMANTICALLY OR SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH MY FAMILY because i was like 9 and also they were my adoptive family so lmao stop it

[ghostmound]

INKY YOUR SONS

I LOVE MY SONS THEY ARE GOOD AND MUST BE PROTECTED I LOVE YOU ALL

[ghostmound]

this is ur reminder to do the accent challenge ;000

Oh yeah i gotta do this and show you guys hOW BADLY THIS GODDAMN PIECE OF METAL AFFECTS MY ALREADY TERRIBLE SPEECH

[ghostmound]

saturn, neptune, canopus, cassiopeia, pegasus, cigar galaxy, pulsar, & supernova!!!

(Hhhhhhh oh man this is a lot thank you also i think zacharies kinda cofronting a little so yeah)

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Saturn: Any pets?

Yes!!! We have two dogs, Sadie (rat terrier and whippet mix) and Izzy (basenji and jack russel terrier mix) and im pretty sure theyre lesbians but not with each other Sadie bullies Izzy sometimes it makes me sad

Neptune: When’s your birthday?

June 15!!!

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?

No, surprisingly

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Aight so i have no idea i havent read an actual book for fun in years i dont think but there was this book i read literally five times in middle school (i dont trust middle school me so it might actually be problematic idk tread with caution) called Hawksong by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes and i never realized it was a series until the fifth time i read it it was pretty wild also i never even made it halfway through the second book i was just content with the ending of the first one

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Home..? I… hhhh… idk. Theres a science museum in OKC though and i really loved it there

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?

Youve seen them my friend thats the best ive got unless im doing it unintentionally i cant intentionally seriously flirt and im also oblivious to it

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?

Survive, first of all, and meet you guys bc i wanna meet you guys youre all rad. Also get a small apartment with someone and have a cat or two bc i cant live alone and also need to snuggle. And at some point i gotta prank people with my sans bc i gotta. Hopefully ill find more people from my canon and we can all meet up maybe? And i kinda… wanna be able to forgive chara but tbh i might need to see them for myself before that bc its still gonna be a while

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

Get help for my mental illness and be actually happy for a while or as happy as i can be in this reality.

[ghostmound]

kappa & mermaid !

kappa: do you have strong morals?

I guess yeah i really never got what “strong morals” meant the definition confuses me every time i try to read it but i have a belief system i try my best to stick by if thats what it is??? I try to do the right thing?????

mermaid: how do you define beauty?

Idk it depends on what it is. If its inanimate then aesthetic probably and if its animate usually by purity of intention with some aesthetic thrown in idk

[ghostmound]

zacharie i just want u to know that ur a precious bean and ily (also inky & sans of course)

Ah!!! Thank you my friend!!! I love you as well and you are very kind!!! (They also love you as well!!!)