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[buttercupart]

sorry for this post

[goatmomrules]

Incorrect A&HMF Quotes 4

Toriel: Stressed.

Alphys: Depressed.

Asgore: Possessed.

Papyrus: Obsessed.

Amity: Impressed.

Sans: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Sans: I just wanted to join in.

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Amity: Just be yourself.

Alphys: Really? Amity, I have one day to win over Undyne’s parents.

Alphys: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Sans: Couple of weeks.

Asgore: Six months.

Toriel: Jury’s still out.

Alphys: See Amity? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

Amity: Didn’t you guys like me in a day?

Alphys:………………Fair point.

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Alphys: Undyne is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?

Asgore: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.

Papyrus: Tackle her!

Sans: Dump her.

Mettaton: Kick her in the shin!

Amity: Climb her.

Toriel: No to all of those! Just ask her to lean down!!

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Amity: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Qc: I really care about your feelings!

Toriel: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Amity, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Undyne: TO THE BEACH WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Alphys who’s is being hold up: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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[thatabitcryptic]

There is 0 canon evidence for this ship but I think it’s soooooo cuteeeee

[papytonpropaganda]

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I have yuri,. for u. if u even care

[t4timekeeper]

do you think matpat and the pope ever explored each other's bodies

[pearmagz]

an older goatbun drawing! i thought i posted this but i can't find it anywhere >_> so here it is again!

[evenmywordsare]

she is on the phone with her wife <3