the dregs rated by who drives best
1. matthias: follows the rules taught to him when he first learned to drive, still drives 10-2, only drives within 10 mph of the speed limit and usually only when he’s rushing. the type of driver every overdramatic middle aged mother wishes her child was.
2. inej: prefers biking to driving but would be a pretty chill driver if she did. follows the rules and is very polite, will let you go in front of her unless she’s really rushing. the sun is her enemy though, because 99% of car visors don’t actually reach her eyes (short ppl problems :-/)
3. wylan: fun to drive with, also mostly a good driver and has good music taste, but he can struggle w/ super wordy signs. otherwise pretty good!
4. kuwei: a really good driver but speeds a little too often and has Minimal Patience for pedestrians, will beep at old people so they know to hustle.
5. kaz: has even less patience for pedestrians than kuwei and will yell out his window to rush them across the street. speeds when he wants to (which is often) and never pulls over for cops until they’re practically tailgating him.
6. nina: does not signal her turns, flirts her way out of speeding tickets, will get road rage at people who drive the speed limit or slower and Will roll down her window so you hear her cursing you out in communism russian
7. jesper: learned how to drive in the countryside so parallel parking is his enemy. hates traffic and is quite liberal with the car horn. speeds up to beat yellow lights rather than slowing down, swerves to turn like he’s auditioning for fast and furious, and is very easily distracted by people in the car with him. overall bad to drive on the road with and in the car with— his most redeeming quality is his taste in driving music.
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