#dw catchup

[breninarthur]

the character development clara has gone through is phenomenal, it really is

the whole scene with the keys… wow

just wow

[breninarthur]

danny died?!?!?!

how the FUCK did i manage to miss that spoiler??????

[thebadddestwolf]

dw catch-up: 7x06: the bells of saint john

is this really only the 2nd clara ep? i feel like i’m missing victorian clara? did comcast fuck up??

"eleven’s the best — you’ll cry your eyes out" har har har

i know not to put weight behind “the girl in the shop gave me the number, said it’s the best helpline in the universe” but still EEP girls in shops are the best aren’t they??

the doctor calls her ‘clara’ UGH comcast did fuck up!

lol when the doctor smiles at himself in the mirror

he makes her say ‘doctor who’ three times for the love of FUCK ughhh THAT JOKE DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE GIVE IT A REST MOFFAT

ahhh that asian guy in a suit is belle’s japanese client who is into wrestling!! love spotting a sdoacg actor on dw.

clara really is super ridiculously annoyingly pretty wow

i hate when little girls in dresses spin their heads around

oh no a fez

that part when the doctor brings clara back and she’s lying on the floor in the hallway and she’s still unconscious and he kisses her forehead OH MYG OD SHE IS BeAUTIFUL

jammy dodgers mmmm i wanttt

clara’s missing ages in the book, i remember seeing stuff about this, and something about how her mother died when nine met rose?? 

ugh moffat don’t touch rose (any more than you already have)

clara poking her head out the window to talk to the doctor on the street is very west side story or something

i wouldn’t mind living inside of wifi for a few days tbh. sounds relaxing.

snogging booth reference. and wasn’t amy a snog-o-gram or something? it’s as if someone likes companions to talk about snogging as to assert their sexuality or something ?? (uGH)

the doctor couldn’t park the TARDIS right in ‘fear her’ but he just landed it on a moving plane?? yeeeep, he was definitely snogging rose.

the doctor is a south bank performer why??

since when does the doctor not take the TARDIS into battle tho?

why doesn’t clara seem like a nanny?? (former nanny self is insulted)

now the doctor is implying nannies should be old (offended again)

::writes outraged moffat is anti-nannies post:: 

::deletes::

damn clara is certainly handy with a computer huh

oops i zoned out for a bit and now clara is in the wifi again i guess

clara bb you are to pretty to be in wifi, you need to exist in corporeal form ok?

zoned out again and i guess there are two doctors now hm

not sure if the plot isn’t holding my interest or if this is just my ADD

perhaps a combination

belle’s japanese client again! i’ve seen you mostly naked tehehehe

looks like everything is fixed now woohoo

the doctor wearing amy’s glasses owww

does he have something of rose’s OH GOD

like maybe his bowties are made from rose’s left-behind clothes. the ones she didn’t bring to her mum to wash at the beginning of the army of ghosts.

the nanny insult again! (i don’t actually care, but i sorta care. nannies unite!)

"that wasn’t a leaf. that was page one." huh?

do the rotating things on top of eleven’s console really say his companions names??

okay guess i better go find the previous episode now since comcast skipped one! ugh, comcast.

[thebadddestwolf]

dw catch-up: 5x12: the pandorica opens

i haven't even pressed play and i'm already a little annoyed that they just added an "ic" to "pandora."

whaaa more vincent??

ooh i see we're revisiting a bunch of this season's episodes. bit self-congratulatory lol.

aww amy found the engagement ring. ::pouts::

lmao the first words in recorded history are "hello sweetie" good lord

why cleopatra tho? river confuses me.

but why can't they just call it pandora's box?? does someone have that trademarked? 

when i went with my family to stonehenge my brothers and i refused to go inside the fence bc we were being brats hahaha. reason #784 why my parents regretted taking 3 teenagers to europe.

ah okay the address the fact that it's name is close to pandora's box. guess i jumped down this episode's throat too quickly.

oooh i hear a daaalllleeeekkkkk

cyber-ships too ohhh boy. 

i assume this is all gonna relate back to the crack in amy's bedroom wall, no?

do i even need to say what the roman plotline makes me think off?? (::whispers:: the stone rose)

"are you proposing to someone?" haha ohhh amy. 

"nothing is ever forgotten, not completely. and if something can be remembered, it can come back." :') :')

does it ever bother you that the sonic screwdriver isn't actually a screwdriver at all in any way?

shit i got distracted and now rory is here whaaaaaa? he's a roman??

regardless YAY!

so did rory go back in time weeping angel style?

hm guess not.

he died and turned into a roman??? uhm okay.

love that river is just hanging out on a white stallion.

sooo amy created this whole mess somehow?

i feel like the doctor and river are taking a REALLY long time to spell this out for us ughhh

amyyyy remember faster, poor rory!

the romans have guns in their hands lol

POOR RORY OMG

oh thank god amy remembers

but what even is the silence idgi

sorry guys i got bored and zoned out. it looks like the universe stopped existing at the end?? 

THIS SEASON REALLY FAILS TO HOLD MY ATTENTION

sigh. just one more ep! (til season six...)

[thebadddestwolf]

dw catch-up: 5x11: the lodger

uh oh the doctor is stranded sans TARDIS

ahhh why would you ever go into a strange flat WHERE IS YOUR COMMON SENSE PPL

awwww james cordennn you cutie

oooh james corden (craig??) is in lurve

two-cheeked air kisses ohhh doctor

ah the 'bowties are cool' line.

pretty sure i could watch a full season of the doctor living with james corden

pretty sure that was a glimpse of smither's happy trail

OMG MORE AIR KISSES this is hysterical

mmm hipbones. i think ppl are saying words? i mostly see hipbones.

football kit and the tweed jacket HAH

"so where you strongest?" "arms" THIS IS COMEDY GOLD

oh look a pale giraffe playing football

i think the truly unbelievable thing is that james corden plays footie in his current state... he's put on quite a bit since i've last seen him yikes

(that was rude and i'm sorry he is still adorable and i'm weirdly attracted to him oKAY?)

WHERE DID THIS TERRIFYING CHILD COME FROM JFC

doh cockblocking doctor messing with craig and sophie's night in

maybe the doctor should stop playing matchmaker and start trying to geT RORY BACK

did the doctor just have brain sex with craig ? 

i just realized i have no actual idea what's going on plot-wise lol

aw pretty sure true love just saved the dayyy

crack in the wall dun dun DUN

OOOH amy finds the engagement ring alksdfja;lsdkjfas;d 

and sees the crack again ??

????????

[thebadddestwolf]

dw catch-up: 5x10: vincent and the doctor

omg it's the rocker from 'love actually'!!

the doctor and a companion in a museum. (whispers: the stone rossse)

bow tie flirting

amy and van gogh flirting whaaa

i visited van gogh's mental institute last fall. it was upsetting.

like the bedroom that he painted was in the mental asylum, not a lovely farm house (though obv that is more palatable to viewers).

is there anything scarier than people hiding in confessionals in a dark church??

whoops i stopped paying attention. looks like they helped the beastie!

hah the TARDIS is plastered in french ads that's brilliant

the TARDIS has a ketchup and mustard button haha

omg you guys. you guysssss. I HAVE CHILLS.

this song choice isn't helping either omggg

THERE IS  A LARGE IMPRESSIONIST FRENCH SHRUB IN MY EYE

heeeellllllpppppppppp

how did i not even see that coming?? hahaha SIGH.

"i can't believe the haystacks was in the museum, how embarrassing." HAH.

"i'm not really the marrying kind." RIGHT IN THE FEELS AMY ugh

for Amy on the sunflowers alksjdf;ldkssad

"the ultimate ging" hehehe

okay that was a little bit lovely.

[thebadddestwolf]

dw catch-up: 5x09: cold blood

i have an aversion to episodes that begin with “this is the story of…”

ugh more thinly veiled comments ab amy’s skimpy clothing

amy is def a gryffindor, rory is a hufflepuff.

alien-tasing that’s new.

i like that they’re skyping with aliens in the center of the earth

little eliot is the cuuuutest

why is amy napping while they debate sharing the earth?? 

i bet DT would have loved to stroke these reptile masks

how can a taser actually kill though? that defeats the point of tasing.

wow the sonic disarms ppl now?

i think someone just said “shitload” what?? maybe shiteload? lol 

woah the grandad is just staying underground. i couldn’t handle not seeing the sunlight

aw nazarene staying underground with her senior citizen lover. adorbs.

amy’s rory-directed snark is the BEST. “other way idiot!”

oh right that bedroom wall crack thingy..

aw rory saved the doctor. maybe he’s a gryffinpuff.

"you’re so beautiful." AWWWWWWwWwwW

WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGG RORRRYYYYYY

i mean i know from gifsets that they save him somehow or something but WHAT THE HELL THIS IS UPSETTING

oh good lord the piece of shrapnel was part of the TARDIS

[thebadddestwolf]

dw catch-up: 5x08: the hungry earth

i was gone for a minute now i’m back

no really, i haven’t watched s5 in a month, but i’m gonna try to do better

dude why would you ever stick your hand into a smoking pit?? what did you think would happen i mean really.

arthur darvill in a graveyard just makes me miss broadchurch :( :(

"sonicing-and-entering" HAH

random old people snogging ok

cute kid got taken lalala

and they have taken an alien hostage

oh man i’m feeling claustrophobic for amy being in that glass case oh god oh god

oh look another female companion in scant clothing strapped to a chair ughhhh

at least the camera angles are a little less infuriating than gitf

sorry this liveblog is skewing negative, i’m grumpy/hungover

is /every/ episode in this season a two-parter??