#dw8xl

[koei-tecmo-edits]

Chen Gong tumblr icons (requested)

[i-w-p-chan]

I have this sudden urge to tear into Dynasty Warriors in-game cutscenes with crack. I’ve been watching some of Wei’s cutscenes and boy do they sound like Shounen Protag Cao Cao gathers his squad and embarks on a journey to free the land. it’s all way more hilarious than it has any right to be...

[lunaticmao]

Finally got the time (and will) to finish the 100 consecutive battles in DW8XL Ambition Mode! Phew! Koei is testing our perseverance at this rate hahaha.. My eyes are tired and my thumb hurts 😂 I used a maxed out Lu Bu (because he's OP), with Sun Jian, Ma Dai, and Cao Cao as bodyguards for their battle skill. I'm mostly doing Skirmishes on Beginner. (like who the hell has time and patience for anything higher than that for 100 run?) Enjoying the loots now~ Shadow Runner and Red Hare are really good! The War Elephant isn't so much tho since it's too slow, but still cool to have. Hex Mark is just somewhere in between, nothing special.

[incorrectdynastywarriors]

Diao Chan: An invitation to our high school reunion! Gee, that's odd, they didn't send one to you.

Lu Bu's Brain: This is it, Fengxian. It's time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.

Lu Bu: Diao Chan, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

Diao Chan: Oh my God!

Lu Bu's Brain: No, the other secret.

Lu Bu: Diao Chan, I never graduated from high school.

Diao Chan: Well, that still doesn't explain why you ate my soap. Wait, maybe it does.

[incorrectdynastywarriors]

Zhang Chunhua: Would you like to talk about your feelings, Zhao?

Sima Zhao: No, mother.

Sima Shi: I would, mother.

Zhang Chunhua: I know, Shi.

Sima Shi: I’m sad, mother.

Zhang Chunhua: . . .I know, Shi.

[incorrectdynastywarriors]

Sima Yi: I’ve lost my sons, can I make an announcement?

Shopkeep: Of course!

Sima Yi: Goodbye, you little shits.

[incorrectdynastywarriors]

Chen Gong: Did you know that when you break a bone, it will technically heal back stronger than before?

Lu Bu: So what you’re saying is, I should break every bone in my body until I’m invincible?

Chen Gong:

Chen Gong: Master Lu Bu, please do not-

[incorrectdynastywarriors]

Deng Ai: Chunhua, you love your children. It’s your redeeming quality.

Deng Ai: That, and your cheekbones.