Boys go to Ceres to get more queries. Girls go to Eris to get more ferrous. Boys go to Pluto to play the flute-o. Girls go to Charon in a Chrysler LeBaron. Boys go to Orcus because they're anorchous. Girls go to Salacia to treat their hypoplasia. Boys go to Gonggong wearing a thong wrong. Girls go to Sedna and put up their antenna. Boys go to Haumea, much to their dismay-a. Girls go to Quaoar to say AWAWA!













