(Tarn writing fanfiction)
Tesaurus: Wow, can’t believe we’re finally hunting down that guy who writes almost exclusively porn of you. Heh, you better stay back or else they’ll instantly overload once they see you.
Tarn: Sigh I don’t know why Megatron asked us to hunt such an insignificant mech, but its for the Cause.
Tarn in his mind: FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(Suspiciously afterwards a one-shot is written of ‘Glitch’ being hunted down by the DJD and becomes a personal slave to Tarn)
Do you think they can track the IP of traitors like this, or are they just gonna be lead around a wild goose chase looking for the wrong bot who Mysteriously isn't there again and again??
(How deep is he gonna get into this without Telling Them XD)













