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[bychloethemes]

Hi! Sorry to bother you, but how did you make your own about page hover over your main tumblr? Im sorry if youve already answered this!

i just used jQuery to make a ‘popup’ of sorts. like on click of the word ‘stuff’ instead of it being a link i just use it to trigger an event, which in this case is making the page go from invisible to visible and then i use the home button to reverse it :---) it’s pretty easy if you know a little about jQuery ^-^

[ulliell]

It's actually Afrikaans! Generally spoken in lower Africa lmao. Yep! It pretty much means wonderful 😊

i’ve heard the name of it but never actually heard the language spoken, i’ll check it out :) thank you for telling me! ♥

[ulliell]

Gooi moore! Ek hou baie van jou blog, en jy is a wonderlikke mensie ❤❤

i don’t think i’ve seen this language before actually? it’s something about my blog, and i think wonderlikke might mean good? anyways the language looks beautiful!

message me something in your native language and I’ll try and guess what it means

[bigbywlf]

im gonna get off anon dont mind me - "Except it was on the baseball field and there was a bat and a slight dick move on my part" holy shit that sounds glorious please regale me with the full story

Oh sweet jesus I’m so glad you asked

Alright so a little background about this school: it was a Christian private school (I’m not religious jsyk), grades k-12 and all the kids on our recess gathered on this giant pitch

Anyway when I was a tiny 5th grader my favorite activity during recess was baseball, everyday my friends, a bunch of girls, and I would head out with our equipment and just play, we kept to ourselves and no one bothered us. Until one day one of the 6th graders,some douchey boy that most people didn’t like, came up to us and started talking shit (baseball isn’t for girls, you can’t bat, blahblahblah).

We ignored him for a while and then it was my turn at bat, I was a small kid like tiny but pretty damn strong (thanks dad), when I went up he started yelling shit I don’t remember what exactly just that it pissed me off. So me being me I decided I should hit him with this bat, aaand I did, hit him right in the leg (not even that hard really like a tap it made a small bruise at most).

So this kid who’s a grade above me and much bigger than me starts crying like a damn baby and runs off to tell the teacher. We both got sent to the principal’s office to tell both sides of the story and the kid goes first. When it was my turn the principal just tells me straight off the bat that I’m suspended for a day, which isn’t really that bad but I was furious I didn’t even get to tell my side yet and I know this kid made it sound worse than it actually was, so I decided revenge was a good idea.

Lemme just say that when I want to be I can be a manipulative little asshole, I know how to turn shit in my favor pretty damn well, so I turned on the water works and somehow I got him suspended for a WEEK.

Okay now here’s my fave part about this story, the day I came back a girl from his class came up to me and was all like:“Are you the kid that hit _?” (Idk what his fuckin name is)And all “yeah???”So she said “good job, he’s a dick and cries to get people in trouble all the time”And get this, the class literally made me a thank you card.

Basically talk shit get hit 😈

[bxckyrogers]

My favourite song atm is landslide by Oh Wonder, and I voted for johnboyegha. ❤❤❤❤

thank you!! <333 i will listen to it, thank you :)

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[magicathstewart-blog]

For them 'following but havent talked to you' thing; My names Kora, I like pastel colors, my fav ship atm is StormPilot, and no but i do have to dogs. <3

Hello Kora!!!! I like pastel colors too :) Thank you for sharing!!!!! <3