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sometimes a family is a displaced magical blacksmith's apprentice running from his corrupted past life, his adopted rabbit dad, his pet dog, his magical demi-god child, the insecure thunder god that created and co-parents the aforementioned child, the thunder god's wife, the thunder god's soulmate, and the harem of men who want to date the thunder god.
joel in a prison of obsidian: i will simple punch down the door
oli in a prison of trap doors: .... i can play songs about being in a cage
joel and jimmy trying to insult each other:
- get on your knees
- your thighs are so small, your muscles are so small
- bye loser / whatever nerd
- literally they cant even hide that theyre both like three seconds away from cackling like madmen
people e2!joel has annoyed/ made enemies of so far
jimmy
joey
pixlriffs
fwhip?
editor joel
joel finding an excuse every season to collect large quantities of his head is almost impressive
empires smp season 2: baby? fever???
I love how most of the time minecraft heights don't matter and most people just kinda assumes that everyones around the same height.
and then there's empires, where we have had two separate gods over 10' tall, a canonically very smol goblin, a 4'3" gnome, and a toy a sheriff of 'a respectable height'.
joel flying by a lore swap at the speed of light for a joke about mesa builds
me: oh the fandom is gonna be So Normal about this
