#e2d9

[hlvrv]

So you wish to fight us, even with the knowledge that this is The Evil’s wish?

Heh.

The Evil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to! 

[hlvrv]

Pink... WAIT, DOC WOULD GO WITH ORANGE, GREEN, OR PURPLE, NOT PINK. HE'S WORKING WITH LL. OH GOD

...Wait, why the fuck are we yelling?

[hlvrv]

The drama, the flair!!!! absolutely outstanding. 11/10.

....Forzen, you didn’t happen to invent a shield in the past five minutes or so, did you?

Sleepless plays the Price is Right losing sound.

[hlvrv]

Ooh, so this was why Sleepless said it wouldn't be a problem. Oh Sleepless, you sure know how to keep things interesting

Mad scientists are like zoo tigers. They need enrichment in the form of treachery and invention fights.

[hlvrv]

Please, Doc. We need to put this right. Everything's become all messed up and this needs to end

OH, HAROOOOOOLD! YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS SOME OF THISSSS!

Doc cackles, pulling out a large, deadly-looking gun and shooting it at him.

...Doc, is this lemon meringue?

Pie launcher! For any particularly murderous clowns.

[hlvrv]

... everything?

YES, YES, EVERYTHING. You know, the whole being stuck on a ship thing and resurrecting my family, blah blah blah, you get the deal. I had hotwired one of Mothra’s drones and used it to communicate with my dearly detested nemesis! I’m so smart.

Oh- Oh, that’s great! So you know we’re friends, right? And this means you won’t fight us. Right.

Right, Doc.

Please say yes.

Is that silence a yes. Please tell me it’s a yes. Please.

[hlvrv]

dude your valentine gnc as fuck

YOU’RE INSANE.

[hlvrv]

Oh? Wanna let us in on the plan GD? -🌠

The group arrives at the bottom floor, stepping out. Doc closes the elevator door behind him, so that he’s the only one still in there... Then he presses a button.

BEHOLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

A hot pink explosion of gas covers the entire room.