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Sabran: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Ead: Depends. Is your bed comfy?

Sabran: Very.

Ead: I’d sleep.

Ead: How much do you care about me?

Sabran: Look around at all the flowers in this world and count them. That is how much I care about you.

Niclays: How much do you care about me?

Tanè: Look at all the stars in the sky and count them. That is how much I care about you.

Niclays: But it’s morning.

Tanè: Exactly.

Ead: *sees a wanted poster with her name on it*

Ead: I’m wanted? That’s a first.

Ead: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.

Sabran, throwing the key out the window: Truly unfortunate.

Sabran: Guess what, Ead?

Eadez: What?

Sabran: I’m getting married!

Eadez: Thats great, Sabran! Who are you-

Sabran, slamming down marriage papers on the table: It’s you sign these.

Ead: Is that vodka?

Sabran: Yeah

Ead: Straight?

Sabran: No, gay

Ead: The VODKA, NOT YOU

Ead and Sabran: *staring into each other’s eyes*

Tané: *opens a soda*

Ead: We’re having a moment here.

Tané: And I’m having a coke.

The Court after Ead is accused of being a spy: Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Ead: *looks at Chassar*

Chassar: *mouths* Not guilty

Ead: Hot milky

Chassar: You know what just take her

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