#eambrose

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Erin Ambrose: We called the police an hour ago. Aren't they supposed to be here in like 45 minutes or something?

Renata Fast: That's pizza.

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You don't think aliens would eat me? I'm just as edible as anybody!

Erin Ambrose

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Erin Ambrose: we're adults now. When did it happen? And how do we make it stop?

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Christina Kessler: I'm volunteering at the animal hospital.

Erin Ambrose: Animal hospital?!

Christina Kessler: The animals are the patients.

Erin Ambrose: That makes sense.

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Renata Fast: Rules are made to be broken!

Erin Ambrose: Nothing is made to be broken.

Renata Fast: Uh, piñatas.

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Erin Ambrose: I want them to tremble with fear before me.

Renata Fast: You have powdered sugar on your nose.

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Haley Irwin: You know what makes humans different from other animals?

Erin Ambrose: Feet!

Haley Irwin: No, no, no, come on. Bears have feet.

Jennifer Wakefield: We're the only species on Earth that obsrves Shark Week. Sharks don't even observe Shark Week, but we do.

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Erin Ambrose: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Carlee Campbell: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Erin Ambrose: I just forget stuff like a cool person.