#earl harbinger

[rakatanvictorypolka]

Earl and Heather is one of the most slept on romances of all time because like

"You mean that I can eat whatever I want, all that I want, and I can’t ever get fat? Doughnuts, cookies, chocolate? Oh my God. Pie? Seriously…Pie?”

“Hell, you can do all that and wrap it in bacon if you feel like it.”

“If I’d known that, I would’ve gotten bit by a werewolf years ago.”

“Well, there is all the murder..."

“I know, but all-you-can-eat pie!”

[emerald-dragonflame]

Still away from my computer, so here’s part 2 of “Procreate Monster Hunter International Comic Art”. Name pending, lol.

Here’s Earl, looking a bit like a fuck boy, but I don’t mind it all that much. It’s probably the hairstyle, I’ll definitely be giving him something different next time.

[emerald-dragonflame]

The King of Werewolves

And another book series by Larry Correia that I’ve fallen head over heels for. 

Not the main character, but Earl Harbinger is one of my favorites. A fucking badass and closest thing this series has to a “silver fox”. Or... should I say “silver wolf”, heh.

And yes, I know Earl is technically blond, but honestly, I like the salt and pepper look better... shoulda added more “salt” tho...

Anyhoo, enjoy~

[chocolatemovies]

Imagine someone of the hunters telling Owen that monsters are attracted by salvia so he panics every time Julie comes into the room and he's all slobbering and staring.

[chocolatemovies]

Please don't forget to carry some little chickens to sacrifice with you whenever you go out. It could save your ass from some angry rotor spirits one day. Stay safe!

[chocolatemovies]

Milo: Where's the cake?

Earl: What cake?

Milo: Oh, come one, you ate it, didn't you? It will be easier for both of us if you just tell me the truth.

Heather: *gives Earl THE look*

Earl:

Heather:

Earl: Yes, yes, I ate the cake, for god's sake.

[chocolatemovies]

Earl can deal with everyone’s shit, fight me.

[chocolatemovies]

Trying to wake up the Monster Hunter International fandom here. Where are you guys?