#easter jokes

[biblesteps]

[brilliantidiot42]

Happy Easter, in our usual way.

[owlycat]

So my great aunt put this in a gift basket for me for Easter, so when I opened it I turned to my dad and said “She knows me so well!!”

And now

My dad

Will NOT STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT THIS

We went to farm and there were different facepainting options, and there was one with a little baby chicken on it, so my dad pointed to it and said “Hey, you should get that one because you think chicks rule!!”

There’s nothing worse/better than lgbt+ supportive dad jokes that make you want to crumble into a puddle

[we-are-knight]

Happy Easter, Everyone!

Source.

[endless-fluffering]

In 2018, Easter falls on April Fools day

What if the original Easter did too?

Jesus coming back to life like “HA y’all thought I was dead for good.”

And “OMD Mary Magdelene totally thought I was one of the Roman dudes LOL”

And that’s why Thomas didn’t believe that He’d been resurrected; he thought Mary Magdalene was playing a prank of them.

I hope I’m not going to hell for this.

[vladtheunfollower]

cinnabon dough is rising

[avillagecrazylady]

Someone sure has their work cut out for them tomorrow.

[steampunkskull]

Mary Magdalene: the tomb is open!

Mother Mary: Where is Jesus' body?!

Peter: *looks sheepish*

Thomas: Well...in our defense he told us it was bread.