#eatens

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At 18, Jill is allowed to have social media accounts without supervision. She immediately starts a recipe blog praising granola and essential oil casserole as the Godliest food because preservatives are the devil’s ingredients. Of course, every recipe is prefaced by a 15k word ramble about how God personally invented each oil to be more effective than medicine and signed off with a link to a video about how McDonalds is secretly using aborted fetuses in their McNuggets.

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At 4 in the morning, GodIsParadise wakes up to birth her first child, Jill Anna Eaten.

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After a vague amount of time, two remain. One has 103 points (51 friendship + 52 romance) and one has 106 (53 for both friendship and romance), so the loser only lost by 3 points.

Meta, anyways. Story wise, the loser lost because Jason just didn’t like him as much as the winner. And that winner is...

Samuel Eaten from fundiesimsfamily!

Everything for the wedding - except, of course, the groom - has been arranged by the Smiths already. Due to them not expecting Simon and Westley to drop out, there would be a wait before the actual wedding day, but that was fine.

Samuel and GodIsParadise were happy. Not necessarily happy in love, but happy nonetheless.

[biblethumpersims]

Samuel and GodIsParadise Eaten had 15 children: Jill, John, Nathan, Amy, Gabriel, Mercy, Grace, Robert, Phillip, Josie, Charles, Jane, Lauren, Joseph, and William.

Samuel has already completed his Mansion Baron aspiration (because I use mods that don’t require 20 columns), and would go on to work hard until he died. In return, his children would remember him as a Godly man that never let his family want for anything.

GodsParadise was anxious until she died, but she completed her aspiration of performing 100 romantic gestures with her soulmate. She passed on before Samuel, but at the time their two youngest were about to become adults so Samuel never struggled as a single father.

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I will no longer list birthdays, just courtships & weddings, and instead of a daily recount it just happens when it happens.

Rocky Eaten marries Traci Yarger.

Jet Flanagan starts courting Dolly.

Jill Eaten starts courting Brett Barajas.

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Sunday, Summer Birthdays

Eaten (GIP & Samuel)

- Josie Eaten (born)

Mills

- Lindsay Mills (born)

[biblethumpersims]

"Hey, mom? How do normal girls meet their husbands?”

“Eh?”

“It’s just, um, I know you met dad because of a ChristTube series, but normal girls don’t, um, do that? Pastor Bunch encourages young women to wait until a man approaches their father. Do I have to wait?”

“Er, yes. And, um, just so you know, I waited. I never touched a boy until, you know, my dad - Gramps - chose the man I would, um, marry. My mom - your Gramma - filmed, but we were all pure. You need to wait. Samuel is a good, smart man. He’ll know if a boy is right for you.”

“Er, do I get a say?”

“Hmmm. Ask your father.”