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[eatsleepbethyl]

YEW 3K INTERNATIONAL GIVE-AWAY

GUYS! I’m going to do an international Daryl Dixon give-away for you babes because 3k!

I can’t do a Bethyl/Normily give-away because not all my followers are Bethyl/Normily shippers. I know a lot of you sexicans ship Daryl with yourself. Who doesn't? 

BUT i know that all my followers love Daryl Dixon SO!! I will keep you posted about how to win and what you can win! <3

I love you guys so much, you guys are my escape. I’m so excited! Chat soon!

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Norman Reedus probably..

TWD Crew Person: okay everyone, get ready, we're gonna shoot the next scene. this is gonna be a big one.

Norman: oh so this is where it happens huh?

TWD Crew Person: .. sorry, what happens?

Norman: you know. when daryl is finally reunited with beth.

TWD Crew Person:

TWD Camera Guy:

TWD Writers:

TWD Crew Person 2: umm norman, beth is dead.. she was shot in the head....

Norman:

TWD Crew Person 2:

TWD Crew Person:

TWD Camera Guy:

TWD Writers:

Walkers:

Norman: now listen, i'ma shoot you in the head in a minute

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We see Daryl now.. We'll see more Beth later mwahahaha

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Emily Kinney and Norman Reedus on the phone probably

Emily: *calls Norman*

Norman: *picks up* hello?

Emily: hey norman! are you busy?

Norman: hey! nope not at all.

Emily: okay good! so did you see any recordings of my song "last chance" floating around online?

Norman: nope not yet, I'll look it up now.

Emily: okay! I'll stay on the phone and listen. I wanna know what you think.

Norman: *watches and listens*

Emily:

Norman:

Emily: so what do you think? it's a li-

Norman: it's bethyl.

Emily: oh.. um well i actua-

Norman: this is our episode "still" but.. sexy. this is the song of our fandom.

Emily: oh no norman i was ju-

Norman: sweet baby jesus. this is the song for bethyl. the song of the ship we're leading.

Emily:

Norman:

Emily:

Norman:

Emily:

Norman: *plays it again*

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Emily Kinney and Norman Reedus probably

Emily: *calls norman on the phone*

Norman: omg.. omg omg omg... *answers* hello?

Emily: hey norman! are you free, want to go grab a coffee?

Norman:

Emily: norman?

Norman: *passes out*

Emily: did you pass out again?

Entire Normily fandom: *passes out*

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I'm still waiting for TTD to call and ask me to go on their show as a representative of the angry Bethyl fandom. Someone can come represent Beth and Daryl as individuals but i have some shit i need to say about Bethyl on television

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Tagged by my actual bae, queencolondarkwing

Rules: Tag people you would like to know better.

name: Mike but I kinda want to start going by Mickey (like the mouse). Idk man idk?????

birthday: March 3rd

gender (if applicable!): Cis Male

sexual orientation: Ok first of all lol

height: 6’0”

favorite color: It realllllllly depends but I’m gonna go ahead and say blue-green

current date and time: It is 12:23 on Monday, Feb. 9th, 2015

last thing you googled: Pleura (just FYI, it’s a mucus membrane that surrounds the outside of your lungs. The more you know)

no lie, first thing that comes to mind: I can’t think about anything other than whether or not Mickey sounds like a name for a neck-bearded 46 year old living in his mom’s basement

last book you read: I just finished Animorphs #2, and I’m workin on The Great Gatsby at the moment.

favorite movies: When I think of my FAVE movie of all time the one I always go back to is LotR: Two Towers. Also (in no particular order) the rest of the LotR series, the HP films, Wall-E, The Equalizer, Brokeback Mountain (only seen it once but like…an extremely formative movie in my life ok), the first and second Pokemon movies, Pacific Rim, omg there’s a lot and this is a hard question

favorite tv shows: Avatar the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, Game of Thrones, Attack on Titan, In the Flesh, Family Guy/American Dad, Adventure Time, Supernatural and many many many maNY more.

last movie saw in theater: INTERSTELLAR WHAT A STAND-UP FILM

dream wedding: um…n/a? I genuinely don’t think I’ll ever get married; it is just so far down on the list of things that I want for my life. Like if I fall in love with someone that wants to get married I might, but completely not necessary in my mind.

dream job: I’d be happy doing a lot of different things. I think that’s why my main dream in my life is to find a career that doesn’t consume me, so I have time and energy and passion to spare to pursue all my other interests.

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Norman Reedus and Emily Kinney during photo shoots probably

*Reedus' Photo Shoot*

Photographer: Okay Norman, this is what i had in mind for today. I was thi-

Norman: Um let's do something that if a certain someone, not anyone in particular actually, just hypothetically Emily Kinney, let's just say her for now. But yeah, let's do a photo shoot where if she, not just her, hypothetically, if she wanted to do similar shots, ya know, would look, like, 10/10.

Photographer: Uhh, what?

Norman: With the photos i'm gonna do today look hot if someone like Emily Kinney did them too? Just say her, hypothetically..

Photographer: Uhh... Yes.

Norman: Alright sweet let's do this thing *gets into the tub*

*Kinney's Photo Shoot*

Photographer: Hi Emily! Okay so this is kind of what i wanted to get from you today. I want you to -

Emily: I kind of want something like that tub thing Norman Reedus did. You know, like not exactly, just, almost exactly the same... Like other celebrities have done tub shots, not just him, just using him as an example hehe