#ebbitchfest26

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maybe go eat rocks or something if you're going to comment on this.

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===> Every physical item that Aradia has ever given John has now suddenly gone up in flames. Including the Nicolas Cage Christmas presents, the plush sheep, and the friendship bracelet. The only surviving item is your fathers shirt.

You honestly don't even notice the absence with all that's going on. The box that had contained the items sits in a room you don't go in anymore, from when you were rearranging house. Only the cameras in your home witness it happen, and cameras don't speak. That would be silly.

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if you really truly didnt give a shit or didnt want people to talk about it you would have just deleted the damn ask and been done with it. at least do me the favor of not staining my entire fucking dashboard with your presence because someone else noticed youre unbearable these days

i don't give a fuck if people talk about it, it's just fucking weird for you in particular to say shit when we don't even follow each other. like, hello? does it involve you? no? cool.

you literally can just ignore anything involving me. there's a fucking extension you might have heard of, it lets you block posts. besides that you are a grown ass adult and you can curate the people you see on your dashboard.

"unbearable these days". i'm the same asshole you met all those months ago. sorry if you thought my flowery words (while we were DATING, mind you) somehow made me a better person, they didn't. the literal only thing that has changed is my confidence levels and i'm not going to apologize for becoming more confident in myself and finally treating myself with the respect i'm deserving of.

this is fucking stupid and childish and i hope you fucking realize that.

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it's not like i'm even around much anymore? it's like egging an abandoned house and then being mad that there's no owner to chase after you. what are you, fucking twelve?

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It’s been a wild ride slowly watching you become a worse and worse person than you were when I first followed you.

i think many of you are under the impression that i'm a nice and gentle soul. let me set the record straight: i don't give two shakes of a rats ass about any of you. i don't know you, you don't know me, i'm not your buddy or your pal just because i liked your 4am shit post on a tuesday. i can count on one hand how many people i care about on this site and you the reader are probably not included in that list.

it takes more than a few heart emojis to get me to like your presence in my life. i am not a nice person. i am not kind or gentle. i'm not going to roll over and ask you to rub my belly when you tell me to do something or be something other than myself.

this became long and i lost the plot halfway through but yeah. psa to everyone i'm mutuals with in case you were under the impression that i'm a really swell guy: i'm not! (:

if you think for one moment that i give a fuck what an anonymous user sends me then you're a fucking idiot. i've said it before and i'll say it again: anonymous messages are a blight upon men and shouldn't have been implemented in the first place. none of you would be brave enough to say shit if anon messages were off.

tldr; i am the exact same guy that i was when i first made my blog back in october. if you can't handle that, that's a you problem. the unfollow button is right fucking there. use it.