#ebby deeby

[sarilleny]

I like how Tumblr natives don’t tag the /j abbreviation here on Tumblr. Like, in this savage land we don’t tag jokes for your reading clarity. It’s sink or swim. Eat or get eaten. You either assimilate to the local vernacular or assume the site is inhabited by unintelligible heathens and leave.

[not-abducted-cow]

glorp shitto is exactly how Willy Wonka would have sworn

[cratis]

tumblr culture is making itself incomprehensible on purpose as its defense mechanism against people from other invasive websites

[thatonenoahkid]

hi, i’m blorbo from my shows, and youre watching disney channel

[xx--clutz33-xd--xx]

blorbo looked into scrunglos beautiful (e/c) orbs

[oberonworshipper]

i hate tumblr but if it ever gets taken down the world isn’t ready for the absolute menace I’ll become

I will personally drag whoever causes the end of tumblr down to super hell when I got

how am i gonna talk about ebby deeby in the real world? huh??? THE JOHN GREEN C0(K MONOLOGUE.

[bellalunadreams]

Blorbo just plinkoed into ebby deeby and you’re laughing? you’re fucking laughing???

[possumdrooll]

Some dude jumped out a lean portal and screamed "ebby deeby the when the horse plinko and the skrunkly and thanda anadn thes poilioingy Joe Biden is dead" at me while shaking me before getting dragged into the floor, I got a free granola bar from it and a hello kitty flipphone I love it here