#ebucreeder

[prayermachine]

Imagine Claude and Sebastian having really string Swedish accents, no one else just them.

i'd much rather they have scottish accents because i honestly find my own accent to be the funniest in the whole entire world and i just want 

i want claude to challenge sebastian to a square go over some scran

thats all i want 

[prayermachine]

Claude, a unicorn , and a jackalope walk into a bar.

claude gets hella drunk and tries to ride the jackalope but just ends up crushing it and passing out in the bar. the unicorn licks away his tears because he is a beautiful virgin and that is what unicorns are powered on. 

[prayermachine]

Fuck marry kill, Grell, Claude, Alois dressed as a unicorn.

Marry: Alois dressed as a Unicorn you horrid precious thing youFuck: YGRHJ claudeKill greELL  nO I DONT WANT TO BUT KILL BESIDE GRELL'S NAME HER DEATH MAKES ME WRINKLE MY NOSE SO HARD BUT I'D RATHER FUCK CLAUDE MARGINALLY  W H   Y 

[prayermachine]

Undertaker + underwear

im gonna take a guess that they're probably made out of dead things and dont smelly very good or they're full of salt and old man bulge 

[prayermachine]

Undertaker x Me (Ha, look at me being a self absorbed bitch!)

ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART

-I'd rather u not die and he'd probably use, abuse, and kill you so :c 

plus ur so much more complex and interesting than any fictional character could ever be, so there's that, too ~ 

[blxndebutlering]

ebucreeder replied to your post:ebucreeder replied to your post:((              ...

That’s good! hope the rest of your day is splendid!

(( Yours too! ^^ ))

[blxndebutlering]

ebucreeder replied to your post:((               :(                   ))

*hugs* what’s wrong?

(( Nothing anymore... it was just some stuff with a friend but it's all better now~ ))

[kiku-the-cutie]

you have been upgraded to best friend status!

Heck ye!! :D