My family think I'm joking when they ask me what my college course is about and I tell them it's a qualification in splashing in puddles and playing with dirt
I'm not
Two of my course mates ate dirt. One was 18. The other was 33. Everyone moulded the clay loam dirt into penises. We get overly excited to ride on tractors and get chainsaws out. We do river surveys and take the excuse to stand in the middle of the water. We take any excuse to have bonfires on company time.
This course is a qualification in splashing in puddles and playing with dirt.














