Jan 1
Me explaining ecology to someone who only reads yuri:
"Ok so you know when a story starts out tragic but over time it shifts and by the end they're a cute and fluffy couple? Ecological succession is kind of like that"
"If you imagine an ecosystem as a boarding school story then a keystone species would be like the oujo-sama. You take it away and the ecosystem suffers"
"Parasitism is kind of like toxic yuri in a way. Yes, at least one of them will suffer, but there will be growth and the ecosystem is ultimately better for it"
"You know how it sucks when you're reading a good yuri relationship and then a guy come in out of nowhere and starts dating or fucking one of the girls? That's basically an invasive species"
